the penis prager show

!minor! Aroace any/all pronouns

[weirdlybrittleparagon]

genuinely started to lose sleep over people i dont care about if this posts pinned the apps deleted from my phone wanna see if it makes an impact

[weirdlybrittleparagon]

"Backrooms" director Kane Parsons can finally rest in piece

"Final- wait what dont you mean get some r-"

He was almost 21 years old

[soniccitynet]

SEGA Launches Sonic Speed Circuit in London for Sonic’s 35th Anniversary

BREAKING: Sonic Speed Circuit has launched in Shoreditch for Sonic’s 35th anniversary!

It features a 10km Sonic-shaped route, seven murals, a 500-metre art route, Strava and anniversary prizes.

Full details in our link below!

SEGA Launches Sonic Speed Circuit in London for Sonic’s 35th Anniversary

SEGA has launched Sonic Speed Circuit in Shoreditch, London, a 10km Sonic-shaped running route with seven murals, a shorter 500-metre art ro

[fulltime-fandom-fool]

Hey so why is this tagged like it's about trolley operators the iron lung project hail mary ship

[medeaschorus]

do you guys think that when Stratt was going through the vlogs she got to the “so I met an alien” part and was like ‘shit he went crazy’ only to see Rocky roll on screen like 3 videos later

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[taproot-bread]

[taproot-bread]

I'M????????????

[swayerto]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

friday morning everuone how are we

[reg1ment]

my college friend group

[hisinfernalvamp666]

I jerked it too hard it fell off and that's why i have no penis

[sofietrophied]

This is my Pride Month post if you dont like you are Homophobic

[rainbeauriot]

Eridian oc! They're based on opals! (I mean duh but yeah)

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Apparently there is an official Iron Lung Giphy account posting gifs from the movie and I’m having so much fun with it.

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Kindergartners pretending to be businessmen (They have a big meeting coming up)

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Programers

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Markiplier rapidly typing on a keyboard in an infinite loop while seemingly speaking

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

That one scene in Madagascar 3 where the french animal control lady searches something and then says “Viola”

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

The hacker guy in every movie 1995-2010 explaining how cool and good he is with code and how strong the firewall is before saying something like “I can crack it in five minutes” or smth. Or being a total nerd who has to be asked “english”.

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Ai bros asking Grok how they should respond to someone on the internet saying they can’t wipe their ass without Ai

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

People online when a comic or piece of art online has a distinct facial expression or funny phrase in reaction to something typing “new reaction image”.

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Me dumping all these in rapid fire fashion bc I am currently being held hostage and my kidnappers find this shit hilarious apparently so I’m hoping if I keep making these they’ll laugh hard enough that they’ll just like drop me off somewhere nice or something.

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Keyboard :)

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

William Afton programing his children’s entertainment animatronics to kill (No one will question this even though he isn’t even the lead engineer)

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Fallout fans when they find out someone on the internet enjoys fallout

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Reddit mods

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Elon trying to convince the public he’s actually “le epic” and “meme lord” or whatever and that it’s actually cool and normal that twitter is full of nazis and ai generated child porn

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Dudes on YouTube in the late 2010’s typing “first” a millisecond after a video is posted (someone beat them already)

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Markiplier trying to convince the big hands to stop typing “drywall rule 34” on his keyboard

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

Keyboard tester

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

A thousand monkeys trying to write Shakespeare

[is-casually-a-skeleton]

“Hey guys does anybody have Iron?” “Check the chest in the base.” “Okay thanks.” “Hey can somebody help me out theres like twenty zombies in this cave.” “Where are you?” “Uuhh, bottom of the mine near the cow pen.” “Okay gimmie a minute I’m on my way.”

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

[rarespawns]

the high geologist

advocating for ace people

[ash-the-tiefling]

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.