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| jess | 26 | UK | she/her | multifandom | liverpool fc | afc richmond |

[emziess]

Shane & his parents // Ilya & his parents Heated Rivalry, S01E01

[themoonandmyman]

Can we talk about how both David and Grigori are on the right side of the frame, Yuna is to the left of Shane- but to the left of Ilya is just a sharp drop.

[penandinkprincess]

with how much shane enjoys getting pinned down, i'm laughing about the idea of ilya who knows academically that he and shane are equally matched but who never really transfers that thought to the bedroom because he and shane playfight/wrestle as foreplay but shane enjoys "losing" these particular struggles and thus doesn't really ever use his full strength beyond the opening few seconds

which means the first time shane is riding him and is close to finishing and thus shoves him the FUCK back down when ilya is about to sit up and turn them hits ilya like a fucking FREIGHT TRAIN

man is getting held down with a hand to his chest with a force shane hasn't actually used in bed before and he is about to pass! out! from the force of the horny crashing over him

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya edging and frustrating shane specifically to provoke him into slamming him down and holding him there to take what he wants

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[slashergirlnancy]

Steve Harrington // Lucas Sinclair STRANGER THINGS

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

[welpnotagain]

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

[kitkat9400]

🥹

[regging]

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

[freakinflipflop]

Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back

[tesria]

This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you've practiced, so you can do it and you don't find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn't mean it isn't actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!

[3amfanfiction]

this applies to writing and art, too

[well-good-luck-with-that]

black cat by mayday parade is so Steve harrington coded

[robertsugden]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WE’VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

[findingcasualmagic]

Robert really meant that "you're it for me. you're all I want".

[suckmyarschkarte]

THEY are reds ❤️

[suckmyarschkarte]

[walnutmistjamie]

Jamie being cute (1/?)

[fanficfanattic]

Don’t mind me, just remembering that this beautiful bitch could have set down that bottle and told everyone the entire history of Amsterdam with no notice needed.

[walnutmistjamie]

Ted Lasso cast in Hannah Waddingham: Home for Christmas — The Journey

[catchymemes]

[tarttjamie]

“I love this sort of sparring between the two of us, because also it’s totally antithetical to what Brett and I are actually like. I’m totally in love with him. And whenever we have to do these scenes where we’re nose to nose, telling each other we hate each other, it’s impossible to keep a straight face. So I hope that they keep hating each other. But in a way that only family and close friends can really hate each other.” —Phil Dunster