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dappermouth

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

meangirlnurse

take me back to constantinople where the cons are stant and the nopes are nople

headspace-hotel

This has the energy of a post that’s existed for 8 years and has 450,000 notes

fridayiminlovemp3

god gives his cringest interests to his sexiest soldiers

virginalbehemoth-moved-deactiva

Anemic bitches RISE!!! But not too fast

door-maker-gal

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

solidsnakesasscheeks

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

lesbianshepard

ethan winters as a protagonist is actually very funny because you’re surrounded by sexy vampire ladies and sick monsters and then it’s just some guy who looks like he would approach me on campus and try to debate me about healthcare for his youtube channel

lesbianshepard

this man is going to duel me in the marketplace of ideas

adorablegorilla

OP you left out that he canonically works in IT

lesbianshepard

Chronic Just Some Guy syndrome

cachorritx

Quite literally stupid man thing

mattfog

“where did this weird trope even come from?”

well, statistically speaking, probably star trek

benadrylthegoodstuff

#fuck or die #time travel #gangsters? #evil twin #detectives #they’re all Star Trek #everything is Star Trek #I am Star Trek #even you are Star Trek #there is no escaping (via purringvulcan)

memeclassheroes

ninjapancake314

schrodingers-blursed-kitty

@mama-germany

jedi-valjean

Move in together. Problem solved

broadwaytheanimatedseries

That witch hasn’t said a single word but im calling it now - Himbo.

Also yes move in together, platonically or romantically doesn’t matter, I’d watch the hell out of that wlw mlm solidarity fantasy sitcom anyway.

susiephone

A fair maiden knocks on the goth lady’s door and says she’s here to find love.

The goth sighs, points across the road and says, “Witch is over there. He doesn’t do love potions because consent but he might be able to make you prettier, although 90% of the time it turns out the spell didn’t do anything but make you more confident.”

The maiden blushes and sheepishly explains that she knows he’s the witch, she just talked to him and he sent her over here.

Goth looks over her shoulder to see the himbo witch standing outside his house giving her a grin and a double thumbs up.

mauzymorn

YES TO ALL OF THIS

sexycraisinthanos

politijohn

From 2019-2020, Walmart gave $400,000 to anti-LGBTQ politicians

From 2019-2020, Amazon gave $460,000 to anti-LGBTQ politicians

From 2019-2020, McDonalds gave $213,000 to anti-LGBTQ politicians

joshpeck

You look JUST like this guy I went to school with who was convinced I had terminal brain cancer and was just hiding it. He made this whole list of his “evidence” that included screenshots of my location on snapchat at different hospitals (I was there for ovarian cysts) and he tried to call me out for lying to everyone at two different proms and I found out two weeks ago he was arrested for stalking some other girl. Anyway you’re really cute!