shitposts and musicals

Layn | they/he | mostly musical stuff | had to change my user bc my mom didn’t like the word fuck | clueless as fuck

[wellduckmanidk]

Masterlist (finally)

Pride Snails

Random Headcanons and Ideas

Opposite Day Six AU

Chaotic Mom Friend Anne

Chaotic Nerd Anne

Six Minecraft AU

Queens Plus Cat :D

Parrlyn Headcanons

Queens as Random Stories

Queens as Inside Songs

Beheaded Cousins and 7/11 Idek

Six Pokemon AU

Six Incorrect Quotes

John Mulaney Confuses the Moms

Catalina Get Bacc

Beheaded Cousin's Dynamic

Anne Censors Herself

If Anne May

Aralyn Dynamic

Anne's Mind

Anne's Promise

Henry

Homophobia Jokes

Beheaded Cousin's Dynamic Pt. 2

Karma

The Cousin's Dynamic

Queens as Dumb Shit I've Said

Aesthetic

Anne Isn't Dumb

Prescriptions

Fuck Da Police (Tw: Alcohol)

Gorillas

Cat

Kat's Silver Linings

Anne is Sneaky

Anne's Elegant

McFuck You

Ask Games (please send me asks i beg you)

Sexuality/Gender and Neurodivergence/Mental Health HCs

Six Ask Game

Musical Asks Answers

Lydia Deetz Sexuality/Gender

Heather McNamara Sexuality/Gender

[onesidedradiostatic]

you ever think about how vox technically never physically leaves the v tower in the entirety of season 1 LMAO

like for velvette and val we at least saw them go to places outside the tower

but vox? episode 2: v tower, episode 4: v tower, episode 8: v tower. this guy has not physically stepped outside at all. and even when it LOOKED like he did

he actually fucking didn't

please step outside bro.

[acewithobsessions]

In French we don't say "I love you" we say "te mord" which means "you're light" and I think that's beautiful

[acewithobsessions]

Ok I'm sorry I already regret this post

[acewithobsessions]

This is you my beloved moot

[uncanny-tranny]

It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.

Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

[cell113]

THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.

[ophidahlia]

The best genre to ever have existed

[bowie-boy]

These improved my day

[surprisebitch]

GAY RIGHTS

[criizomheavvn-deactivated202111]

these are the only things in the world i find worth crying for becayse it’s so fcking cute and wholesome wtf

[ghost-writer143]

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE OG ARTIST GREW OUT OF THEIR I’M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS PHASE

AND NOW THE GIRLS ARE CANON

[cipheramnesia]

The “guys I respect” artist also came out as non-binary, generally got more accepting. It’s growth.

[thejsorcerer]

I'm saying this again bc apparently some people didn't get the memo:

if you're arospec and acespec, you can use the label aroace. if you're aromantic and acespec you can use the label aroace. if you're arospec and asexual you can use the label aroace. and ofc if you're aromantic and asexual you can use the label aroace.

if you belong in both the aromantic spectrum & the asexual spectrum, regardless of your specific labels for each: you can use the label AROACE 💚💜.

this has been a psa.

[decadebattle]

What Do You Most Associate With Michigan?

Michigan State University

8 Simple Rules

Madonna

Lake Michigan

Henry Ford

Can't Have Shit in Detroit

Michael Moore

Something else

Voting ended onNov 26, 2023

Reblog for a bigger sample size.

Say in the tags what you voted for and if you live in or outside of the US

[ao3commentoftheday]

do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

The term "beta" in this context is short for "beta reader" - a person who reads a fic while it's still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

So functionally, saying "no beta" means that the writer didn't get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It's a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It's mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme'd on in the form of "no ___ we ___ like men"

Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

From there, it migrated to AO3 as the "no beta we die like men" tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

[selkienight60]

I did not know this, but it makes so much sense, and it's SO good to learn fanfiction history.

[stealing-your-wife]

[Image ID: Screenshot of tags reading "#I'M SORRY. THE ORIGIN WAS WHAT #HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE AIRBAGS". /.End ID]

Fun fact, airbags were introduced in the 1970's for broad commercial use in personal passenger vehicles but only became mandatory in vehicles built after September 1, 1998 in the US. That's only 25 years ago.

A lot of people who got these types of bumper stickers had older cars, which adds a morbid layer of Macho "If I die, I die." humour to the joke. Of course, some people like to put them to newer cars in an ironic way.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Well they shouldnt have made my phone more interesting than work

[cripinpain]

when the “10 tips on how to make showering easy for disabled people” list doesn’t include a shower chair or a shower/changing table or grab bars etc, i know they don’t care about us physically disabled people.

good for u that turning off the lights and lighting a scented candle instead and listening to music or put on a show and using a bath bomb etc etc helps u but like none of those tips are that beneficial for physically disabled ppl specifically.

it’s good that those tips are there but for once we’d love to be included.

[mundymae]

ACTUAL tips on showering for (physically) disabled ppl:

grab bars or shower chair as ^^^ said

sponge bath or wipes for a quick clean

dry shampoo

sit in the shower

make sure the water isn't too hot, especially my POTS folks! Temp changes make us pass out, reduce your risk of fainting or getting dizzy and nauseous pls

lay down immediately after ur done showering, seriously

no don't get dressed first, give yourself a lil bit

if you NEED to get dressed immediately, do so sitting or laying down in bed

Compression socks after are a GODSEND

This one's also aimed towards POTS folks, have a gatorade or liquid iv ready to down the second you're out

clean bottom to top, because chances are ur energy to bend down will be higher at the start of your shower

for my ppl with inflammation, don't discount epsom salt baths. they're not for everyone but i find them quite nice

for ppl who live with other ppl that they completely trust, and who are afraid they may fall: You don't have to have someone in the bathroom with you, but talk about leaving the door unlocked so they can get to you in an emergency, and let them know when ur in and out of the shower too

my fellow ehlers danlos ppl, the hot water WILL relax your muscles and that WILL result in a higher chance of dislocations during and after showering. Have all available braces at the READY and be extra careful pls

KT tape ppl, take your tape off in the shower or with baby oil. do NOT just peel it off dry skin for the love of GOD

That was way more than 10 tips but I do not care. Have a cookie <3

[the-haiku-bot]

That was way more than

10 tips but I do not care.

Have a cookie <3

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[greelin]

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

[greelin]

*about to pass out from blood loss* haha you think i’m good? tell me i’m good. i’m g

[silversling]

"...hhhzzzzmmm...mmmMMMZZZZZZzzz....zzzzzZZZMMMNNNnnnn....zzzzZZZZZzz....zzZZZMMMMNNNnnnn...."

"...more..."

[greelin]

not you.

[doubleca5t]

i don't understand, are you implying being trans is better than being a kpop stan?

I’m not implying it I’m saying it explicitly

[fungisteri]

This post feels like when you’re walking down the street and catch a glimpse of a conversation. What the fuck lead up to this

[valtsv]

immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues

[valtsv]

[man-bear-thing]

Reading Wikipedia articles instead of doing work and I’m kinda tearing up at the fact that Defunctland is listed as a source for the Disney Channel Wikipedia article

Like man, you did that. You made an absolute banger documentary, brought a man’s legacy to life, and cemented your own. That’s just incredible

[pansyfemme]

im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably