Historian in the Making

Emma/ 23/ Canadian

[guerrillatech]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

This woman's past life reached through 3000 years to smack this dude

[hamelin-born]

@elenothar​

[probably-a-siren-deactivated202]

@spiritspodcast

[wredundant-writer]

This is all I’ve been thinking about for the past hour

[moonstone-reverie]

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

[zordonmlw7]

Are we ever going to officially start calling the group the Big Hole Boys?

[bransonreese]

My single failing as a DM is not pushing harder for this. Otherwise spotless record.

[st-hedge]

My friend who has been hunting all of the korok seeds has allowed Link to eat nothing but raw food

[tetra-the-sage]

Wait do people actually use the cooking mechanic??? At most I'll throw an armful of raw meat onto an open flame. Otherwise I'm just cramming a thousand raw nuts and apples in my face between hits.

[st-hedge]

I’m calling the Link social services on so many people

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Fun fact: There is an ancient Greek goddess of friendship. Her name is Philotes.

Double fun fact: She's a daughter of Nyx. Her siblings include Thanatos (god of death), Nemesis (goddess of retribution/revenge), Momus (god of mockery), Apate (goddess of deceit), and Oizys (goddess of depression and misery).

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

that's just what gay friend groups are like

[bob-belcher]

Can I open my eyes yet? I want to see my babies in their costumes.

[100493503004422]

me: I don’t have enough time me: *stares at the carpet for 5 straight minutes thinking about how I don’t have enough time*

[benditlikekorra]

The biggest of any Avatar

[batteries-out-my-mysticism]

“The Green Ribbon” by Alvin Schwartz.

[powerfulwizard]

Begging for the whole Kardashian/Jenner dynasty and all their friends to die on that island. Which one of these rich people lied about their covid results? There’s so many people. It had to be one.

[powerfulwizard]

JUDAS

[powerfulwizard]

Khloe Kardashian lying about not having COVID to get in on the Kardashian Death Island Party

[jollityfarm]

*khovid

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Globe-Democrat, Missouri, October 31, 1918

[fancysmudges]

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Chubby cats should get to fly too! <3

[darkbluemint]

When you love someone… you find a way…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 SHE IS A GOOD WITCH <3

[angels-in-overcoats]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

onald squad

[tiredbiostudent]

online university is just *hasn’t been outside in three days* *absolute lack of spatial and temporal awareness* *tiktok break* *opens an email and forgets to respond* *pyjamas all day every day* *paces around room* *hopes your prof just thinks you’re in a different timezone when you submit an assignment at 4am* *unlimited tea* *bathroom breaks every hour* *no clear divide between free time and school* *looks out window longingly*

[lady-bee-holmes]

We did the blobfish so dirty, you guys

[lifeiscruelwithoutsound]

The main reason we like himbos is that every “intelligent” man has either talken down to you, gotten angry that you weren’t as smart as him when you don’t understand something really specific and hard to understand or both