My Name Is Asshole

Snapchat: iknowwereusleep

[stardew-bajablast-deactivated20]

i don’t really get most sports but wrestling is fucking great. just a bunch of jacked theater kids beating the shit out of each other in cunty little outfits. i don’t care if it’s fake. all sports should be fake if this is what fake gets you

[televisionenjoyer]

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

[big8cola]

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[sacred-portal]

[nyanbinyuri]

[thememedaddy]

[fraseris]

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

[theehorsepusssy]

[luthienne]

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

[zofranfan]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[hotdogmexicano]

tiny death roll

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

ballet

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[naamahdarling]

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

[pencilcat]

[alienpapacy]

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

[alienpapacy]

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

[alienpapacy]

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

[derezzcartes]

[autumngracy]

[valtsv]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

[axiusdragon]

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

[nudityandnerdery]

It’s that time of year again.

[cipheramnesia]

Nice

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

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