Forever Freaking Out

Firm believer in the importance of the Oxford Comma. Welcome to my nightmare

[hydro-homies]

I answer for no one.

[madz-the-3rd]

[kindfoxes]

a trio of witches and their familiars

[lost-dazed-andconfused]

I love how each are representing all three colours for their hair dress and fox. Like love it so much.

[timotaychalamet]

points were made

[itsagifnotagif]

I did this quiz where it said I was most like Tan. My sense of fashion is trash but honestly yeah I love carbs

[filmgifs]

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones (1981/1984)

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[ruinedchildhood]

this episode changed me forever

[femestella]

[plodipoppy]

did… did she really say that? iconic

“Excuse You, i am Black and i Fuck”

[lanthir]

Nichelle Nichols adlibbed that line, because she’s just that amazing

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Nobody gets away with calling Uhura a pale virgin

[great-and-small]

Something that really breaks my heart is the cruel indifference that some people have towards pets or animals that they personally don’t enjoy. Like I hear so many stories about someone losing a beloved pet snake or rat or tarantula, only for their friends to say something like “good riddance”.

My best friend does not like my gerbils at all. She jokingly calls them vermin and teases me for being the only 25 year old woman that still has pet gerbils. She came to visit me one weekend when one of my sweet babies was really sick, and unfortunately called me at work to solemnly let me know my gerbil had passed. The entire drive home I was trying not to cry because we had plans and I didn’t want to ruin the weekend with my ridiculous grief over a rodent. When I got home, my best friend was sitting in the driveway, hand painting a little coffin with my gerbil’s name on it. I immediately started sobbing. She went and got me a glass of wine, and played a Stevie Nicks song on her phone while she dug a grave. After the somber funeral in my backyard, she cancelled our evening plans and we walked to a bar, where my best friend completely un-ironically held up a glass and toasted my dead gerbil, thanking her for the joy she’d brought me.

The point of this story is, you don’t have to share or even understand your friend’s interests to show them respect and empathy in a time of loss. It’s alright if you don’t like a friend’s unconventional pet, you certainly don’t have to! However, pet loss can be incredibly painful, and I think it is always best to err on the side of kindness.

[michellepsychologist]

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If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

[natural--blues]

If you’re a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.

If the answer is no, move on.

[patchworkheart-deactivated20200]

“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love

[sensicalabsurdities]

Except maybe not for sibling relationships because Wednesday likes to try to guillotine her brother.

[ozziedawn]

no that’s just how siblings are

[klanced]

I just woke up why y’all yellin

[rory]

the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast

[klanced]

im sorry what

[jam-hearts]

The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous

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one thing I find hilarious is when Shakespeare quotes are used out of context

like, people are always saying “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” as if it’s all deep and meaningful when actually it comes from a prank letter in Twelfth Night

and “This above all: to thine own self be true” comes from Polonius in Hamlet wherein the joke is that he’s an old pompous dude giving a long and rambling speech full of contradictory pointless advice to his son

“Brevity is the soul of wit” is another joke, because again, it’s made by Polonius who will just not shut up

it’s “we are such stuff as dreams are made on” not “of “, as in, “such stuff as dreams are built on”

“wherefore art thou, Romeo” doesn’t mean “where are you, Romeo” it means “why the fuck are you called Romeo, shit, I wanted to bang you but I can’t because you’re a goddamn Montague”

all these lines have acquired a kind of dignity in text that they never had in performance or are constantly misinterpreted

It’s not necessarily bad but it is kind of funny, sometimes.

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

#GREATNESS THRUST UPON THEM WAS A SEX JOKE#THE GREATNESS#WAS HIS PENIS#HIS FUCKING PENIS#STOP USING IT SERIOUSLY IT WAS A DICK JOKE#IM B E G G I N G YOU (x)

[scumbagsblog]

If you ever see a Shakespeare quote your initial instinct should be to take it as innuendo

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[crow--teeth]

The actual reason for this was that the armadillo seen following them was intended to be AN ACTUAL GOD in the original script, but it was scratched during production.  You can see during the eruption that the volcano stops erupting the same second the armadillo stops playing and starts paying attention to it.  So in summary, armadillo is God, producers decide to not change the plot and leave all the godly armadillo things instead without actually saying that the armadillo is behind it.

[nonbinary-octopus]

That also explains the ball game.

[loadingartist]

punstoppable punishment

[wizdomly]

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THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

[bowtochris]

<3 RotAM

[slatestarscratchpad]

The sky turned black, the sea turned black The moon was lost in mist The goddamn albatross was back And he was fucking pissed.

[slatestarscratchpad]

“I asked ‘How are you hale and well? And from the sky descending?” Said it: ‘I am a shade from Hell And come in search of vengeance.’

And then it raised a ghostly wing The sky was lost in shadow And from the sea, all glistening Rose a goddamn sharknado.” The Wedding-Guest, he rolled his eyes So strange a tale to hear But still spoke on that ancient man The wild Mariner:

“I ran like heck across the deck But the sharks were many and fast I tripped and fell into the sea And there I breathed my last.”

“Hold on now,” said the Wedding-Guest Amidst the festive cheer “If perished ye upon that sea How came you to be here?

How came you to be here with me? O, answer that, I ask!” The Mariner removed his face As if it were a mask

Inside there was an Albatross It gave an awful shriek It slammed into the Wedding-Guest And slew him with its beak.

Farewell, farewell, but this I tell I tell it to thee plain Do not fuck with an albatross Those fuckers are insane.