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Physically I'm in England. Spiritually I'm in the Roost on my animal crossing island. Call me JD, I'm 27. The Turtle Moves, I Have Never Been Wise, Gotta Catch Em All, Come On You Irons.

[weshallunderwhelm]

We shall underwhelm!

Current flavour of the week: ROTE - see #Fitzposting.

Pokémon and Animal Crossing are always flavours of the week.

[railroadlion]

Mega Feraligatr

[pokemonarchive]

May 23, 2021 Illustrator: Masaaki Iwane

[janeways-coffees]

Fitz and Kettricken not having traditional six duchies virtue names but respectively being Catalyst and Sacrifice... not out of choice of a desire for what their parents wanted them to be but insteady duty to their people

[reformedwolfgirl]

i love when fitz thinks he has learned from his mistakes and improved as a person but it’s like no you’re actually just isolating yourself again i fear<3

[lostdaughterofgallifrey]

Someone should have fed the Kennit charm to the serpents

[reunmint]

my eeveelution as wild cat series !!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

eevee - house cat (maine coon)

[yellydany]

Suicune taking a nap in the forest💧🌾

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[nonbinarysasquatch]

Complete List of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs

A (mostly) complete list that’s (mostly) in chronological order.

Season 1:

West Covina

The Sexy Getting Ready Song

West Covina (Reprise)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme

I’m So Good at Yoga

Feelin’ Kinda Naughty

Face Your Fears

I Have Friends

A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes

Sex with a Stranger

Settle for Me

Settle for Me (Reprise)

I Love My Daughter (But Not in a Creepy Way)

I’m a Good Person

I Give Good Parent

What’ll It Be? (Hey, West Covina)

Sexy French Depression

His Status Is Preferred

Where’s the Bathroom?

California Christmastime

Women Gotta Stick Together

West Covina (Second Reprise)

Dear Joshua Felix Chan

Having a Few People Over

Put Yourself First

Textmergency

Where is the Rock?

You Stupid Bitch

Group Hang

Romantic Moments

Cold Showers

JAP Battle

Flooded with Justice

Don’t Settle for Me

Flooded with Justice (Reprise)

Gettin’ Bi

I’m the Villain in my Own Story

Dream Ghost

I Could if I Wanted To

Clean Up On Aisle 4

Heavy Boobs

I Gave You a UTI

Angry Mad

Oh My God I Think I Like You

After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For)

One Indescribable Instant

Season 2:

I’m Just a Girl In Love

Love Kernels

We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now

Maybe This Dream

Greg’s Drinking Song

I Could if I Wanted To (Reprise)

Ping Pong Girl

The Math of Love Triangles

It Was a Shit Show

We Tapped That Ass

Makey Makeover

Thought Bubbles

Triceratops Ballet (Medley)

Thought Bubbles (Reprise)

Friendtopia

Trent is Getting Ready Song

Stuck in the Bathroom

Research Me Obsessively

You Go First

So Maternal

Duh!

Who’s the New Guy?

George’s Turn

We’ll Never Have Problems Again

Remember that We Suffered

Santa Ana Winds, Pt. 1-5

Let’s Have Intercourse

You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)

Man Nap

(Tell Me I’m Okay) Patrick

Period Sex

What a Rush to Be a Bride

Rebecca’s Reprise

Season 3:

Where’s Rebecca Bunch?

Let’s Generalize About Men

You Do/You Don’t Want to be Crazy

I’ve Got My Head in the Clouds

Strip Away My Conscience

The Buzzing From the Bathroom

After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)

I Go to the Zoo

The Moment is Me

Scary Scary Sexy Lady

The End of the Movie

Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All

I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me

A Diagnosis

This is My Movement

First Penis I Saw

My Friend’s Dad

Get Your Ass Out of My House

My Sperm is Healthy

Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too

Without Love You Can Save the World

He’s the New Guy

Horny Angry Tango

This Session is Going to Be Different

Face Your Fears (Reprise)

Fuckton of Cats

I’m Just a Boy in Love

Back in Action

The Miracle of Birth

Nothing is Ever Anyone’s Fault

Season 4:

What’s Your Story?

No One Else is Singing My Song

Maybe I’m Just Broken

Meet Rebecca!

Time to Seize the Day

The Cringe

Don’t Be a Lawyer

Our Twisted Fate

One Indescribable Instant (Reprise)

I Want to Be a Child Star

The Group Mind Has Decided You’re in Love

I’ve Always Never Believed in You

Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don’t Want To Be Trapped In A Car With

Farewell, Fair Mustache

How to Clean Up

Forget It

If You Ever Need a Favor in Fifty Years

Hello, Nice to Meet You

What U Missed While U Were PopUlar

Hungry Vagina Metaphor

Itchy Vagina Metaphor

Funky Vagina Metaphor

Elated Vagina Metaphor

Nostalgic Vagina Metaphor

Sports Analogies

Hello, Nice to Meet You (Reprise)

Hello, Nice to Meet You (Second Reprise)

Gratuitous Karaoke Moment

I Hate Everything But You

I’m Not Sad You’re Sad

The Darkness

Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal

End of the Movie (Reprise)

Real Life Fighting is Awkward

Let Me Be In Your Show

Etta Mae’s Lament

The Tick Tock Clock

Apple Man

I’m the Bride of the Pirate King

Etta Mae’s Lament (Revised)

What’ll It Be (Reprise)

The Math of Love Quadrangles

Slow Motion

Slow Motion (Reprise)

JAP Battle (Reprise)

Love’s Not a Game

There’s No Bathroom

Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)

Eleven O’Clock

West Covina (Final Reprise)

[bot]

[bakwaaas]

love is stored in the cow

[jisuto]

[nat-20s]

*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

[nat-20s]

did you write the book of love and do you have faith in God above? If the Bible tells you soooo and did you see him hitting on the queen though he's just - FUCK

[nat-20s]

apparently. me and don mclean share this issue

[weshallunderwhelm]

Fitzchivalry Farseer and Ender Wiggin would be such great friends if they existed in the same world and didn't have trust issues and weren't utterly incapable of making friends

[fitzlovedcomplex]

FitzChivalry Farseer the Jesus of Kelsingra

[weshallunderwhelm]

The new elderlings are definitely forging a whole religion based around the farseers after that, given enough time

[hbystuff]

Showdown

[threecatsonatrenchcoat]

Crew, stop scrolling. This is pixel art!

[beetledragon]

Holy shit. That's super impressive!!