Fire Burns Bright and Consumes Her Soul.

Sydney - Caravan Palace

[bebx]

are y’all safe or screwed

[westbound-heart]

@retroghoul

You better watch out.

[guccifloralsuits]

[lizardsister]

[heartseeker]

me whne my brain conjures up a conversation from 9 years ago where i was cringe

[langernameohnebedeutung]

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don't really know why, though)

other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Voting ended onJul 23, 2023

[blue-corvid]

Before I… crack them open?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

[blue-corvid]

WHAT IS THAT

[langernameohnebedeutung]

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

[asparklethatisblue]

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

[bonyassfish]

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

[langernameohnebedeutung]

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

[detectivehole]

i like the concept of a "market planet" in scifi. like a dedicated planet sized come-buy-my-dumb-bullshit setup. NOT a shopping planet NOT a mall planet. a MARKET planet we're talking little stalls full of Whatever babey

[detectivehole]

bonus points for the comedy of a black market planet. the whole planet? illegal goods on the whole planet? is the planet... secret? is it like a neutral grounds? or is this a purge sorta lawless situation? is there even like, an enforcing galactic government that seems kinda hard to work out

[detectivehole]

the WHOLE planet? what about like. just a dwarf planet. maybe a moon? a planet seems excessive

[the-absolute-worst]

I think I've seen black markets more presented more as like, a single asteroid. Not even moon or dwarf planet sized. A large asteroid hollowed out and filled to the brim with lawless individuals wanting to sell me some shady shit, and an equally large number wanting to steal that shit from me.

[lmaonade]

society is jumping the gun big time why the fuck are we developing AI and robots and shit brother we don't even have printers or vacuums that aren't dogshit CAN we dial it back

[softboypassing]

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

watch this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

[angelicguy]

[voice-of-illogical-sense]

[flagellant]

this is what a Bodhisattva is

[maculategiraffe]

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

this comment passes peer review

[blog-of-horribleness]

[spiribia]

glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.

[airbenderedacted]

[ask-crammaster-ham]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

[joeyclaire]

happy birthday thomas jefferson miku binder

[tenporcupinesinnertrenchcoat]

A little “where are they now” for OP btw

[atlas-sharted]

[phlebasthebroenician]

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

[nightoftheliving-dead]

reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

[plantyhamchuk]

New Policy Requires Native Plants at State Parks and Historical Sites

Birds and other pollinators will benefit from this far-reaching policy.

"North Carolina’s state parks and historical sites will soon be blooming with more native plants, thanks to a new policy from the N.C. Department of Natural and Cultural Resources. The agency announced early this month that native vegetation would be required for landscaping and habitat work on state parks and all of the 100+ locations it manages. 

The policy also applies to all projects funded by the Parks and Recreation Trust Fund, one of our state’s most important conservation funds that allocates money to protect new trails and parks. 

“Native plants are an important part of North Carolina's natural and cultural heritage,” Secretary D. Reid Wilson said in a press release. “There are many environmental benefits to native plants, and they are much more likely to thrive in our weather and soils. We encourage others — homeowners, businesses, government agencies — to also plant beautiful native plant gardens.”"