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one of the best things about teaching middle school is that they’re young enough to see me as an authority figure despite the fact that i’m pretty young for a teacher but they’re old enough to understand and laugh at the concept of phases, and what i’m really getting at here is that i lost control of my classroom for a couple of minutes today because i told them that i had an emo phase when i was their age

thoodleoo

judging by the amount of shrieking in the room you’d think i was torturing them but really it was because i told them my favorite band at the time was evanescence

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killowave

cyborgraptor

quick proportion tips

- eyeballs are an eyeball width apart - ears align with the top of your brows to the bottom of your nose, and are the center-point of a profile view - lip corners line up to the center of each eye - hands are roughly the size of your face - feet are the same size as your forearm - elbows are aligned with your belly-button - your hands reach down mid-length of your thighs - both upper and lower legs (individually) are roughly the same size as your torso (this is all rough estimates for proportion! feel free to add more to help others)

deathstiel-moved

YOU ARE A FUCKING SAINT

atalana

- the length of your legs + feet is about the same as the length of your torso + everything above it

- collar bones extend directly from the shoulders

motorcyclles

-wrists align with crotch

nightmare-grass

if eyeballs are an eyeball width apart, does that mean there’s room for a third eye in the human skull

casperillion

yes but you’d be on fucking thin ice

windyvalleyzone

alignment chart for how you keep place in a book

#chaotic good #currently am using a train ticket #fancy clothing tag #2 card bookmarks #and an old receipt!

despicablewench

omgthatdress

The Queen has arrived to take her throne! Cardi B. looks incredible.

tiarasnteakettles

I’ve seen this dress before and it’s driving me crazy because I can’t remember aaaaaaaa

tiarasnteakettles

FOUND IT

Mugler 1995!!!

omgthatdress

Cardi B respects fashion history, I gotta love her!

kindestghost

80slesbiab

tessa thompson flirting with dame emma thompson is the energy i’m tryna take into 2019

nicapierces

#Coming in HOT to 20BiTeen

just-shower-thoughts

The brain has never experienced it, but it can still make an extremely realistic simulation of falling from great heights in nightmares.

amultitudeofsins

When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code

I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10

fieryartemispublications

911 I’d like to report a murder

funereal-disease

I understand and accept that neurodivergence is not carte blanche to avoid critically examining your actions, but some of y'all are coming dangerously close to saying “autism is no excuse for acting autistic”

insomniac-arrest

I feel like Marie Kondo should be added to the trifecta of public figures like Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross that we collectively consider kindly

like, they don’t know us personally or anything, but you know they want you to succeed, improve, and live your best lives

people just gently trying to guide us into treating others well, and being kind to ourselves, and tidying up

ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008

A lot of the “”discourse”“ around her is just barely subverted racism. People who don’t like her often listen to “minimalist” magazines that actually do tell you to live off one one t-shirt and a potted cactus.

The pantheon so far:

Bob Ross - Love yourself even with your mistakes!

Mister Rogers - Love your neighbor!

Marie Kondo - Love the place around you!

Stefán Karl Stefánsson - Take care of yourself!

Steve Irwin - Be kind to animals!

sweetiepie08

The Wholesome League

im-fairly-whitty

I experienced several feelings while drawing this.

pheonomenal

Let’s not forget LeVar Burton!

strawberryoverlord

And Bill Nye!

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

dreaming-shark

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

ailithnight

A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.

Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.

chequerootlurks

As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.

Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.

This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.

A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.

Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.

One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.

Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.

Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.

Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.

Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.