Wack.

26 | Some variety of gay Gender is confusing at the moment.

[chasingravens-deactivated202504]

I think I'd like to share a bed with you. You're warm and comforting in the way I think home is suppose to be

[byjove]

opening the weather app. saying “oh lord” and closing it again

[c3rvida3]

She's so fucking angry and rectangular. You could build a really pissed off house with this thing.

[eldritch-bard]

The best picture I have ever taken of my cat Jax

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a terrific day to remember that chameleon bones glow under uv light!

[redlipstickresurrected]

我 aka Iimememe aka Mememe aka Mememe II aka Xuan Hu (based London, England) - Flower, Paintings

“From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them, and that’s eternity” – Edvard Munch

[horreurscopes]

listening to this podcast about how the french are culturally mandated to take a 1 to 2 hour lunch break away from the workplace during which its looked down upon to talk about work. which is unfortunately the sexiest thing ive ever heard

[silverystardustt]

let’s collectively bring back romantically kissing hands ok guys??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Yet if I were a young man traveling in a foreign country where religious villagers kept warning me not to visit a mysterious nobleman (but refused to even speak of what precisely was so scandalous about his nature) my first thought would be less "the Count is a supernatural being who will murder me and my loved ones" and more "the Count is an infamous homosexual and the repressed villagers fear for my chastity, I am surely in danger of seduction 😏😏😏"

[kinsey3furry300]

The rumor spreads, dozens come. Dracula is soon waking up in the evening to find yet another flamboyantly dressed Byronic young Englishman on the Grand Tour just wandering around his house with roses and chocolates and he’s like: “How the heck do these things keep getting in? Shoo! Shoo, this isn’t a bloody bathhouse, and- get of the chaise lounge, that’s an antique! Honestly, This happens every spring, I really need to invest in better pest-proofing!”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Dracula fighting off scores of regency era bottoms who desperately want to get railed by him is the funniest fucking thing ever

[apocryphalstories]

I like that “morning baby” kinda relationship. The no games, great communication, lots of sex, lots of kissing, lots of cuddling, lots of flirting, lots of being goofy kind of relationship. That makes you want to run 100 miles, read books, clean up your bad habits kind of love.

[sevdrag]

t o u c h e

[tokyoproxy]

♡ となりのトトロ My Neighbor Totoro (1988) ♡

[memewhore]

[o-ceti]

happy pride month

[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[talos-stims]

glow in the dark elephant toothpaste experiment | source source

[theterribletenno]

now that’s what I call SLUDGE

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.