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normally @named-after-a-planet but this is my writing blog i guess :>

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ask me to write stuff

(aka mostly marauders stuff)

this is a writing side blog for @named-after-a-planet

my name is mars, he/they/it in order of preference :3

i’ll write baaaaasically whatever you want for the fandoms i’m in (look at the intro post on my main blog)

:D

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it's criminal how underrated the wlw marauders ships are compared to the mlm ones

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MARYLENE

MARYLENE

MARYLENE

MARYLENE

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knight marlene + princess mary — cherrykisser au

it took me way too long to find these pics but here you go. for me and the 4 other cherrykisser shippers

bonus: lily

my concept for this au would be that they’re all strangers but i can’t handle that. so. they were all friends as kids but when they were teens, marlene left to train to be a knight. now that she’s back, lily notices a spark between her two girls and sets them up because she’s just like that <3

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reblogging my moodboards + au ideas to the writer blog (please send me asks guys. i’m like a little flower and i’m wilting 🥀)

i’ll write little bits for this if someone would just…ask me :(

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i had to do some vocabulary work and the result was as such. first year muggle au, the boys had to do a vocab project for ‘a midsummer night’s dream’. i’m gonna project all my school onto them!!!!

A Mid-autumn Afternoon’s Study Session

“Who even says solemnities? Just call it a boring party!” 

“Seriously! Like, oh, how chance that people are so dumb?” 

“Would an I could, dear Jamie boy! I have been forsworn from my family! A leviathan cast from the waters!” 

“This is a very poor use of vocabulary studying,” Remus cut in. The others gave him a look, and he sighed. “This troth the most absurd way in which to complete english homework!”

“Oh, poor, Remus, in his robes and his weeds—” 

“Oh, poor Sirius, anon for his knaveries to take place within the castle walls!”

“You can’t use anon wherein,” Peter frowned. 

James gasped. “Wherefore not?” 

“Aurora’s harbinger?" Sirius looked up from his paper. “And I thought my name was bad.” 

“There are worse names than Sirius Black. What a bloody cool name,” Remus huffed. 

James slowly raised an eyebrow and looked up from his paper. “Doth thou hear this, Siri? He thinks you’re cool. What dotage!” 

“I didn’t—” Remus looked at his paper for the definition. “Hey!” 

“Thou haven’t conned the list by now?” Peter laughed. 

“Be dumb, Pettigrew! I must prologue—”

“Monologue,” James corrected. 

“Well, yeah, but that’s not on the list. I must prologue the final word! As the word is sports, I feel this is a perfect segway into—” 

“My time to leave,” Remus stood. “I’m not listening to one more word about football.”

“Wait!” James exclaimed. “Wait, there’s more. We have to find ten extra words to find the definition of and write them.” 

“Oh, to hell with Honors English!” Sirius groaned. “I hate this bloody book.”

“Hm. You’re lucky Pete and I already made a list.” Remus presented a short piece of parchment. 

Forswear, transpose, enthralled, thereof, beseech, vexation, melancholy, impeach, perforce, virtue. 

Sirius decided not to mention how he knew each of these words. “That’s our Lupin!” He exclaimed, delighted. 

“I forswear all of my rights to do schoolwork! Done!” Peter grinned. 

“No, come on, it’s not so bad. I bet Sirius could put all these words into one long sentence." James looked at him. 

He laughed. “Alright, then. I forswear the need to transpose any words, and I am enthralled with this challenge, and all related topics thereof, so I beseech the help of our dear Remus, whose vexation is caused by the fact we know all of these words and he doesn’t, he looks awfully melancholy, like he’s impeached the upper society, which, perforce, he has, and I don’t know the definition of virtue.” He paused. “Or how to use it in a sentence." 

“McGonagall would be appalled at your run-on sentence.” Was all Remus said.

“I know virtue!” Peter piped up. “Like, vices and virtues, your strength and your weaknesses.” 

“Which one’s which?” James asked. 

He shrugged. “Ask Remus. It’s his list.” 

“Yes, a list I made of words I don’t know.” 

“Oh, well, we can’t expect you to do everything.” Sirius paused. “Maybe schoolwork is your virtue.”

“Or my vice.”

i hope thou enjoyed this

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How would you feel if I asked you if you could write smth about a sapphic Narcissa ship…

YES YES YES (nobleflower brainrot is setting in)

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Untitled Nobleflower

“You fancy her, don’t you.”

Alice blinked in shock. “Who?”

“Narcissa.”

Well, that was it. Frank had officially lost his mind. He was completely and utterly insane.

“What?”

“Come on. It’s not that hard to tell, I’ve known you since you were six. You’re not like that with anyone else. And didn’t you kiss her at that party—”

No. There was no way.

“We were drunk out of our bloody minds!”

“At least she likes you back,” Arthur huffed, and Molly slapped him playfully. “Hey!”

“It’s okay, love,” Molly insisted.

“I don’t fancy a girl!” Alice exclaimed, putting her book on the table. “You’re being ridiculous.”

Frank raised an eyebrow. “Alice.”

“Frank!”

“Alice,” Molly said.

“Molly!”

“Frank,”

“Arthur,” Arthur grinned, and Molly hit him again.

“Fine. So what if I do fancy Narcissa?”

“Uh, tell her?”

She gave Arthur a look. “Are you nuts?”

He just shrugged. “Molly knows I’ve fancied her for ages.”

“And we have agreed not to bring it up!”

Meanwhile…

Narcissa paced the floor of her dorm. “Alice,” she spoke aloud to no one, “hi, Alice, how are you? I’m in love with you. No!” She sighed and sat back on her bed.

This was a recent development. This…thing with Alice. After they kissed. Which, by the way, had totally not been her. It had definitely been Alice who kissed Narcissa.

On the other hand, she was pretty sure Alice had drank far too much that night, and that she probably didn’t even remember it at all.

“Alice,” she muttered again. “Hi. So, do you remember, that thing at the party? The thing that happened? Right, so, I—” she paused.

She had no idea what she was going to say.

At least Alice had friends to talk to. Narcissa’s only friend she could talk to was Alice. The only other person she could think of was…

Of course!

She snatched a piece of parchment from her nightstand and a quill lying beside it.

Dear Andromeda, she wrote.

This would be fine.

Probably.

I hope you liked it! i headcanon that frank and alice were friends with molly and arthur, i’m only like 80% sure it fits with a timeline 😭 and this was supposed to be more narcissa but it wound up being way more alice so i’m sorry about that but…yeah here you go!! thanks for the ask! :D

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the black brothers microfic - wolfstar & jegulus

the context for this is from an abandoned work in progress. the squad (marauders & valkyries) kidnap regulus and they all go on a road trip. and also regulus didn’t pack any spare clothes so that’s why he’s in james’ hoodie here. and the context is that mary kissed remus. enjoy!

“So now you know how it feels.”

Sirius turned to see his brother standing there, hands in his hoodie pockets. He couldn’t help but notice it wasn’t his hoodie, it was James’. Seems not being able to pack clothes had worked out in his favor.

“Feels fucking awful,” Sirius laughed, but it wasn’t funny. “Nice jacket.”

“Nice shirt,” Reg retorted. How he knew it belonged to Remus was a mystery.

“It never goes away, does it?”

“What?”

“Jealousy.”

He snorted. “Course not. Fucking despise Evans.”

“Really?”

“Yes.”

Oh, but he was lying. No one could hate Lily. Not even Reg, and Sirius knew it.

“Oh, and I suppose you and Macdonald are still on good terms?”

“Yes,” he said without hesitation.

Reg scoffed. “You and your trust.”

“You and your issues.”

“We both have issues.”

Now that was true. There wasn’t a lot they agreed on anymore, but that was one of them.

“This whole trip is a fucking nightmare,” Regulus finally said.

“Okay, I know you’re like, sixteen, but who taught you the fuck word?”

He frowned. “I’m sorry?”

“You weren’t gallivanting around cussing when I left for Hogwarts. Which of your slimy little friends taught you?”

“Is this a real question?”

Sirius faked a gasp. “Are you implying it was me? Sirius Orion Black? Say the f word?”

“Come on, Sirius. Say it. Say fuck.”

“I would never—”

“Say it!” Reg’s voice trembled on a laugh.

He laughed.

Was this dumb, half-assed plan actually working?

“Fuck you, Reggie,” he said affectionately. “You and all your slimy friends.”

“My friends? Your friends kidnapped me! !” They wouldn’t have to if we’d sent James on the mission,” Sirius teased, even though it was a little much.

“Too bad they sent your precious Lupin instead.”

They both faked a laugh.

After a moment, he continued, “It doesn’t go away.”

“Two years?”

“Three.”

“Three? I think I’d drop dead.”

“Sounds about right.”

They sat in another moment of silence. There was a lot of that with those two.

“Do your friends know about james?”

“Just one.”

“Who?”

“Do your friends know about Remus?” He retorted.

Sirius glared.

“Whatever. I’m…going to bed.” Reg stood. “Oh, and for the record?”

“Yeah?”

“Remus is head over heels for you.”

I hope you liked it! i wrote this back in july lol :>

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Alrighty!

Can I request pebill (peter×sybill) on a date (maybe their first) please?

Absolutely!!

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Peter & Sybill’s First Date

“What are you even supposed to do on a date?” Sybill asked, stepping in time with Pete, who shrugged. “Is it like—we just—talk?”

“Get to know each other, I guess,” Peter frowned. “It sounds a little…boring.”

“Exactly! We should go somewhere. Do something.”

It was still only March, but it was still sunny enough, Peter supposed. “I mean…we could go to the lake.”

The lake in question was crystal clear, and they sat by the water, a bit awkwardly. Peter had been right, this did feel off. He’d never been on a date before, but he was pretty sure it wasn’t meant to be like this.

“So…getting to know each other,” he tried to smile. “Er…what’s your favorite color?”

“Purple,” Sybill frowned. “You?”

“Orange. Your turn?”

“Hm…birthday?”

“June twenty-ninth.”

“Mine is March third.”

“That’s tomorrow!” He exclaimed, surprised.

She blinked. “Is it really? Huh. I forgot. Your turn!”

Peter thought for a moment. This was dreadful. He’d hoped now that he finally had a date, the other boys would stop holding it over him, but if dates were like this, he preferred not to go at all.

“Why do you even like me?” He burst out. “Why’d you agree to go out with me?”

“You’re just like, really cool,” Sybill smiled sincerely. “You don’t even have to try.”

“I do try,” Peter said, shocked at her words. “I…I try really hard, actually. Usually people don’t think I’m all that special.”

“Same.”

“You are special.”

“So are you.”

They sat by the lake, getting to know each other, and it turned out to be not so boring after all.

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i hope you liked it, no idea if this was good…i’ve never been on a date 😔 never even held hands romantically 😔😔

anyway yeah!! i love peter and sybill <3

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What ships/characters do you want/like writing for? (And are you using prompts or just taking requests?)

ok so i’m assuming this is about marauders! i have a lot of ships i really like but my favs are wolfstar, jily, nobleflower, marylene, peter x sybill, and recentley rosekiller but idk how to write them yet

requests :>

also hi nes!!! :0