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hello i am George welcome to my fucking tumblr i mostly reblog stuff and i once in a while will post some art could be homestuck could be not who knows, i dont

[wiittyusername]

I had to recreate the song from scratch just to make this joke so you’re welcome lmao 

Also up on Youtube

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[darkmoron]

It’s that time of year again

[loverofpiggies]

merry christmas

[sixpenceee]

By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control a robot car over land. By swimming towards an interesting object, the fish can explore the world beyond the limits of his tank. Via Studio diip

[fathom-the-oblivion]

HE’S SWIMMING TOWARDS THE EDGES! HE KNOWS HE’S MOVING IT!!

[2makeroom4thefire]

Visit Original Link

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

[farrentalon]

My reaction, only with coffee.

[thetiredpianist]

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

[manhood]

[what-why-am-i-here]

2 troll oc in a quadrant madness doodles

the skin tone is too d a r k lmao

purple and olive bloods time

[what-why-am-i-here]

homestuck beta trolls doodle

hey its my first time drawing canon characters and holy shit my hand died

and also this is a doodle so bear with me with some anatomy shitbreak

i did

not

sketch for any of these

so all of them

suck ass

[what-why-am-i-here]

New troll call!

Surprise! You thought it was over is it?

Well too bad and now we have our newest troll name Geloge Kaccam.

He was added last minute so he was late for the troll call.

Stay tune for more trolls in the future.

...

what a joke

troll some fucking call time with my trollsona

its so hard to draw

b i n c h

[oginochihiro]

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

[voidedmuffin]

oh no

[andromedous]

y’all missed this part of the article

[egberts]

[diadraws]

thinking about how kanaya came back as a rainbow drinker after her dream self was burned up in a green fire. COINCIDENCE? probably I THINK NOT

[constable-frozen]

olaf.

[cocaineteas]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

Ahuheheheh… Enjoy-Freezinge…

[glazecake]

drysoapasmr on ig

[shibbabes]

Mmm lettuce

[quaadude]

Minecraft salad

[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[dekoi2501post]

[spectregoesboo]