Let's lay down and stare at the stars.

My name's Charlotte and I'm 24 years old. I try too hard and i talk too much and I'm really really annoying. Please be gentle I'm still learning. I'm actually really nice. Twitter: @incoherenttwit Instagram: chrltlzbth

[psikonauti]

Alligator eyes shining in the sunset, Myakka River State Park, Florida

Photographed by Larry Lynch & David Moynahan

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[lesbidreaming]

Well this is adorable!

[wakandama2]

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

[bisexualspongebob]

the fact that the original post was made back in 2012 and the 1-year-old baby update was as recent as 2021, the development and plot that happened within this post in an almost nine year timespan …this person truly Won tumblr

[saturnsocoolioyep]

Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one

[bewareofdragon]

“Oh, he did not just…”

Yes, he did. 

[cardigarden]

Get the fuck outta here

[haliderants]

This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people.  Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.

[lemon-badgeress]

CHOCOLATE FUCKER’S BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT

[omghotmemes]

big brain only

[clutzyangel]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[gothicashworld]

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

[delphinidin4]

Seen on facebook. Please add more!

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op’s cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP’s cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[blackbitchenergy]

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

[endangered-justice-seeker]

WOW

[viostormcaller]

WTF

[jehovahhthickness]

I love science

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[doubleca5t]

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

[prophecyguy]

[timotaychalamet]

[graveyardbruja]

Leo Forever

[seasons-gredence]

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

[seasons-gredence]

i can’t believe dobby invented hashtags

[seasons-gredence]

i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health

[snapped-snape]

My boy snape saying what we’re all thinking

The dark lord

The four hogwarts founders

And my personal favorite

[funnygifs-funnygifs-funnygifs]

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[catchymemes]

[bujnik]

Fucking fascinating.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aximili]

op i wish only the most wonderful things in your life.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[hephs-thighs]

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

[tlematimun]

by panic! at the disco

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[ginger-vevo]

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

[revenant666]

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

[randomslasher]

The best story I’ve heard about the production of Matilda was: 

The scene where Matilda was dancing around her living room making things fly around to the song “Little Bitty Pretty One” was very nerve-wracking for Mara. She told Danny that she was anxious to do the scene, and he said, “You know why? Because you’re the only one dancing! We just have to have everyone else dance too! Then it won’t be scary!” 

So everyone–the crew, the rest of the cast, the people at the craft services table, everyone–danced along with the song, at Danny’s insistence. Apparently the only one who wasn’t doing the full on dance was the camera man, who just did a foot shuffle so the camera wouldn’t jiggle. 

If that’s not the sweetest thing ever I don’t know what is. 

[arrghigiveup]

Excuse me while I die of laughter

[fairerhousethanprose]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE OF LAUGHTER.