Im Not Funny

[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

when you try really hard to look cute for your friends and they don’t say anything

[poryqon]

even disney went through its xD phase

haha disney you are so random X3

[wizardjpeg]

oh i am so genius

[wizardjpeg]

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

[whatisntpizza]

Make sure you have the bacon flavored soap to get your protein in for the day!

[justbadpuns]

Wizard dating tip: always look for chicks at the beach. Sand witches are the tastiest.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thes3nator]

This is the best vent art post on this website

[kornakus]

When the whole squad looks good

[humorduke]

[babyanimalgifs]

In… credible…

[whatisntpizza]

who is she

[positivi-tees]

You can join the movement here and to any of you struggling out there just know that: It Is Going To Be Okay

[cockyhorror]

I actually can’t wait to get mine, this is such a wonderful concept💕

[windyturtletalks]

This post made me choke up and get misty eyed. I have made 7 attempts on my own life starting at the age of 11.

It does get better. It is going to be okay.

[gail-wolfe-deactivated20181124]

Honestly, some people underestimate just how much a small statement can help someone.

[ohschitttt]

Immediately had to buy this. On my way home from work there are a few houses with signs that say “you are worth it” and “don’t give up” and honestly it means so much.

[kathryntheterrible-deactivated2]

Ordered 🙌 and their “find your size” thing is INCREDIBLE. Every online clothing site should have one just like it.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

[vuelosola]

What your headache is tellin you

[vuelosola]

I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed

[thedaniverse]

Two quick additions, as someone who suffered from chronic migraines

1. Behind the eyes: eye strain or just long stress. More sleep will definitely make this feel better. 2. Temples: unclench your jaw, as that bone is putting too much pressure on your temples.

[depressed-alone]

This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have

[mindflamer]

*someone hits me over the head with a pool noodle* shit mates i think i could use a capri sun and some donuts

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

the what? gay?

[uppityfemale]

The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.

The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.

THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL.

THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO.

The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week.

This is corruption. This is unethical. This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.

[caitallolovesyou]

This was actually so insane to me that I figured I HAD to make sure it was real before reblogging it with no sources. It seems to be totally real.

sources:  http://www.marketwatch.com/story/trumps-clubs-charge-60k-to-rent-carts-to-secret-service-as-agency-runs-out-of-money-2017-08-21 http://www.businessinsider.com/secret-service-trump-tower-rent-command-post-2017-8 (and there are many more if you googlefu, but most of them weren’t sources I particularly like or trust so I’m not linking them here.)

Anyway yes, this is like textbook corruption. This is our tax dollars at work, people! 

[your-instructions-from-moscow]

if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

[everystarstorm]

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[inspiration-rain]

The signs as psat memes

Aries: clamming up to the seagrass

Taurus: 🍤🍤🍤💔💔💔

Gemini: NO CHANGE

Cancer: bits and bobs

Leo: A man who died in his early thirties likely to battle wounds

Virgo: miCROSCOPIC FRAGMENT

Libra: Living House

Scorpio: running away from the photographer

Sagittarius: doesn’t have a calculator

Capricorn: creative uses for ping pong balls 😏

Aquarius: submitted hundreds of applications but still can’t be part of the cool artist club

Pisces: wants classy women for their bookstores