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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
Stranger Things
Origami Around
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@whenyoucantbeatthemeatthem
MORGAN: Where’s the UnSub!?
REID: Just through that door.
MORGAN:
he was such a liability
forever thinking about the episode where elle had the key to the house and he said "don't need it" and kicked the fucking door down anyway
wouldn't be morgan if he didn't destroy doors 💞
Makenzie Campbell, from a poem featured in "2 a.m. Thoughts," originally published in 2017
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.
stop saying im depressed, im just serving new moon bella swan
lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism
this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard
I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.
can I volunteer to be a penguin
I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.
So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.
Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army
Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.
Carry on …
I love everything about this post.
A GOOD POST
A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade – as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2’ high.
So the answer to ‘can I volunteer to be a penguin’ is at least occasionally ‘yes.’
I had the honour of meeting Major General Sir Nils Olav III (he got promoted again at some point) recently at Edinburgh zoo!
unexpectedly sexy part of the Sinners credits. we LOVE a thoroughly sourced film.
save me cunty priest save me
I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b
free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more
Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth
curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.
@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.
@alilcajun @aralioideae
a couple of challengers emerge
You are all fucking madmen
fuck yessss we love working animals
Japanese Friendship Garden - Author: scotchlurker
my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down
Here’s some fossilized coral.
this is beautiful
@joy-and-whimsy-official ?
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
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Can’t believe I’ve been collected
Todays shark is...
The Northern Sawtail Catshark!
Fun Fact: The Northern Sawtail Catshark is a species of ground shark found off the coast of Northeast Australia!
