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argumate

where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry

ms-demeanor

zenni and it’s amazing and i love it 40 dollar bifocals fuck yeah

ms-demeanor

Hey I’m reblogging this again because if you need glasses here’s what I do:

Go to Costco/Sams Club/WalMart - wherever they’ve got that $58 eye exam. That’s with no insurance, btw. Just $58 cash on the counter, you get your eyes examined.

They’ll give you a copy of your prescription. ASK THE DOCTOR TO MEASURE YOUR PUPIL DISTANCE. If they don’t it’s not a huge deal, you just have to have a ruler around that has millimeters so you can measure it yourself and it won’t be as accurate but being off by as much as a centimeter isn’t a problem.

Make them give you a copy of your prescription - you are allowed to have this, they have to give you it, you don’t have to buy glasses there. If anyone challenges you say you need a copy for your records and you’re not going to buy glasses today.

Go to https://www.zennioptical.com/ and start looking at frames/glasses that you like. If you create an account it’ll let you upload a photo and based on your pupil distance the site will estimate how well various frames will fit you.

Add the frames you like to cart and start checking out - the checkout process will ask you for your RX details that will be written in the boxes on your RX page. It’s pretty intuitive to copy it over but if you get lost use the livechat feature on the zenni page.

Start selecting your glasses details. Your RX will determine what kind of lens you get (go with the one zenni recommends for materials and thickness) but your needs will determine the other stuff. I make sure to get the fancy oleophobic coating because I’m a slimy bog monster. I also get the cheapest pair of sunglasses possible because bog monsters hate the sun. You can get transitions lenses or anti-scratch coating or super lightweight lenses or whatever works best for you. The extras will add up in cost but you gotta do what you gotta do - my life is much better with a pair of sunglasses than it is with some clip-ons for my regular glasses; your life may be better with transitions lenses instead of carrying a second set of glasses. DO WHAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU.

Don’t bother paying the rush shipping, this is going to take two weeks regardless.

GLASSES ARRIVE. WEAR GLASSES.

If the fit isn’t perfect see if the place that did your eye exam will adjust the fit for you. They often will free of charge.

GLASSES. GLASSES. I CAN SEE.

PROGRESSIVE BIFOCALS THAT COST $40 WITH CUTE FRAMES AND NICE COATING.

SUNGLASSES.

FUCK

It costs less for me to get two pairs of bifocals, one tinted and one clear, with special coatings and nice frames than it would cost me to get one pair of single-vision glasses from Warby Parker.

The cheapest frames available for adults on Lenscrafter’s site is $69.95. That is JUST the frames, not the lenses. The lenses are like $200. The anti-glare coating is like $70. THE ANTI GLARE COATING IS FREE AND INCLUDED WITH YOUR PURCHASE AT ZENNI. Just the frames and the coating at lenscrafters costs more than my two pairs of glasses AND my eye exam.

I can’t articulate how many literal headaches Zenni has saved me because I just used to wear my old prescription until I had trouble keeping my eyes open from the strain. Now at the first hint of eye strain it’s like “Not today, Satan!” and I can plan for the $100 expense that’s going to last me potentially years.

kaijuno

There’s also polette, eyebuydirect, glasseslit, and a few other really good/cheap ones!! I’ve bought from all of them and they’re legit!

sometimesoverwhelming

neurotoxinsonline

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

skeletim

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

puyopuyofever-remade-blog

it’s back

taylorwaaaa

Satan lemon

gaynosha

every villain is lemons

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And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

thebloggerbloggerfun

And now: The Weather.

spirit-of-science

This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me

they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

botanyshitposts

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.

im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.

jhaernyl

@gallusrostromegalus

gallusrostromegalus

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!

The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.

All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:

It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.

YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.

Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are

If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.

If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.

GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.

Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!

alexander-lamington

#every villain is lemons

cruciatus-animus

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

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I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?

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If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

cutestwarlord

^^^

sciencemyfiction

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

drudragonrose

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

simlyliving-deactivated20170518

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

devidevidevi

wow i love biphobia! gotta love being attacked by the gays and the straights amirite fellow “fake” gays :-)

twistedrunes

Bi’s are welcome here. Assholes are not.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

rotg-fan-page

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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Not risking it

unorthodox-views

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

writelikeitsgoingoutofstyle

Talk to me about a possible plot for Manipulative Genie Lafayette. (Or maybe Jefferson or Madison? Burr?)

writelikeitsgoingoutofstyle

*Cracks knuckles* y'all ready for this shit? Burr, Jefferson, Madison, and Lafayette are all genies in the same lamp. (Let’s be real, it’s probably Burr’s fault.) As a rule, they still collectively only grant three wishes. The wishee can either specify which one of the grants it- or they pick/whoever hears it. You have Lafayette: Who will fuck with your wish, but does it for your own benefit. He likes trying to set people up, he likes having fun when he’s in the human world. He’ll have fun with your wish- but he’s never mean about it. Jefferson on the other hand is a sadistic mother fucker who will find every loophole/weird wording what have you in order to fuck your entire life up. Unless he likes your wish, and even then there’s usually consequences- just less of them. Want to completely fuck over your boss? He’s happy to help. Want to curse someone? He’s listening. Madison has Plans for the human race. He’ll manipulate wishes as he sees fit to accomplsih his plans even if that means going the extra mile. Burr. Burr’s an extra powerful genie. He’s also a disaster. Sometimes he tries to be nice!! and it all goes wrong. and sometimes he tries to be spiteful, and it goes right for the person. When you haven’t yet made your three wishes- the four of them hang around your house, sometimes follow you to work. Often times they’ll pester people into making their wishes if they don’t like where they are. They can touch things, they can feel things, they can eat and drink and sleep- though it isn’t necessary for them. The Hamilton’s come across the lamp one day, and Eliza is starting to clean it when Alex decides to pull a ‘no, no, honey your delicate hands let me get that for you’ and they are both rubbing the lamp when the genies appear. And there’s some arguing amongst the genies about whether they as a couple get three wishes- or each one does. In the end- they decide that each one does. Eventually the kids figure out the wishes thing, and WE WERE IN THE ROOM WE SHOULD GET WISHES TOO. and Lafayette threatens mutiny if they don’t give the kids wishes because he loves kids!! more time in the human world!! kids have the best wishes. and Madison figures there’s something he can manipulate there- and Jefferson gives in because he figures he has a chance to fuck Alex’s life up a bit more. He would never hurt a child- but hey, he’s not above using a kid’s wish to drive daddy a bit crazy. Burr is surprisingly good with the kids- and well, between him and Lafayette- Eliza is grateful for what is basically free child care. Lafayette likes to play with them- Burr won’t let anyone jump off the roof.

writelikeitsgoingoutofstyle

Madison enjoys their library. Pointedly avoids the kids, but does enjoy long talks with Eliza while she’s cooking. He finds her intriguing. Jefferson spends large swatches of time outside. He accidentally kills a lot of their plants by forming experiments on them. Which is fine, when Madison’s in a good mood, he cleans up the mess. Jefferson also enjoys Looming over Alex and trying to scare the shit out of him on a regular basis. ——-……..—–…… Okay but possible plot of Eliza and Alex both wishing for a break/relief at slightly different times. Eliza asks Madison. But Alex works for the government and Madison has Plans for him- so he makes it so Eliza takes the kids and gets a break with her sister. He even goes with her. So does Lafayette- because where the kids go, he wants to be. Alex? Alex is buried under work. Snaps out a sarcastic/overdramatic/unintentional wish. Maybe he’s sexually frustrated as well. Maybe it’s as simple as him slamming his head on the table and going “I wish there was something here that could relax me.” And Jefferson hears- and well. Alex did wish. and that’s when Miss Maria Reynold’s walks into his life.

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steveisoncrack-blog

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

peaceroxi

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

titaniumvulpes

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

1blesstherains

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

one-pointperspective-deactivate

IT’S BACK

scully1998

WHY IS THIS BACK

darringtonshorthalt

WHYYYYY

kuoret-deactivated20140823

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

krakkenchaos

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

rosienut

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas

that-ships-hellabig

Ohmygod

penguinsstealingsanity

It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD

nogoawayok-deactivated20200618

i think this is gonna be a problem

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Why the UK can, and should, make space for our indigenous minority languages.

The ten languages indigenous to the British Isles and still spoken today are English, Scots, British Sign Language, Welsh, Gaelic, Irish, Cornish, Manx, Angloromani and Shelta.

viresqueacquiriteundo

Signal boost for this! It’s the same in France. Most of french people don’t even know that their country is originally - and still is - a multilingual country.

Yes, Occitan, Catalan, Breton, Gallo, Flamand, Picard, Basque etc are still spoken. But France refuses to sign the European charter for minority languages. Good job destroying the cultural patrimony that we are so proud of.

segledepericles

“To say there is no worth in learning a language that isn’t economically useful is like saying there’s no point in being friends with somebody unless they’re going to help you get a better job. It’s a spectacular, cynical miss of the point. It’s also inaccurate.”

letthetruthlaugh-blog

I wanted my first-year film students to understand what happens to a story when actual human beings inhabit your characters, and the way they can inspire storytelling. And I wanted to teach them how to look at headshots and what you might be able to tell from a headshot. So for the past few years I’ve done a small experiment with them.

Some troubling shit always occurs.

It works like this: I bring in my giant file of head shots, which include actors of all races, sizes, shapes, ages, and experience levels. Each student picks a head shot from the stack and gets a few minutes to sit with the person’s face and then make up a little story about them.

Namely, for white men, they have no trouble coming up with an entire history, job, role, genre, time, place, and costume. They will often identify him without prompting as “the main character.” The only exception? “He would play the gay guy.” For white women, they mostly do not come up with a job (even though it was specifically asked for), and they will identify her by her relationships. “She would play the mom/wife/love interest/best friend.” I’ve heard “She would play the slut” or “She would play the hot girl.” A lot more than once.

For nonwhite men, it can be equally depressing. “He’s in a buddy cop movie, but he’s not the main guy, he’s the partner.” “He’d play a terrorist.” “He’d play a drug dealer.” “A thug.” “A hustler.” “Homeless guy.” One Asian actor was promoted to “villain.”

For nonwhite women (grab onto something sturdy, like a big glass of strong liquor), sometimes they are “lucky” enough to be classified as the girlfriend/love interest/mom, but I have also heard things like “Well, she’d be in a romantic comedy, but as the friend, you know?” “Maid.” “Prostitute.” “Drug addict.”

I should point out that the responses are similar whether the group is all or mostly-white or extremely racially mixed, and all the groups I’ve tried this with have been about equally balanced between men and women, though individual responses vary. Women do a little better with women, and people of color do a little better with people of color, but female students sometimes forget to come up with a job for female actors and black male students sometimes tell the class that their black male actor wouldn’t be the main guy.

Once the students have made their pitches, we interrogate their opinions. “You seem really sure that he’s not the main character – why? What made you automatically say that?” “You said she was a mom. Was she born a mom, or did she maybe do something else with her life before her magic womb opened up and gave her an identity? Who is she as a person?” In the case of the “thug“, it turns out that the student was just reading off his film resume. This brilliant African American actor who regularly brings houses down doing Shakespeare on the stage and more than once made me weep at the beauty and subtlety of his performances, had a list of film credits that just said “Thug #4.” “Gang member.” “Muscle.” Because that’s the film work he can get. Because it puts food on his table.

So, the first time I did this exercise, I didn’t know that it would turn into a lesson on racism, sexism, and every other kind of -ism. I thought it was just about casting. But now I know that casting is never just about casting, and this day is a real teachable opportunity. Because if we do this right, we get to the really awkward silence, where the (now mortified) students try to sink into their chairs. Because, hey, most of them are proud Obama voters! They have been raised by feminist moms! They don’t want to be or see themselves as being racist or sexist. But their own racism and sexism is running amok in the room, and it’s awkward.

bana05

This for every time someone criticizes how characters of color and female characters of color especially are treated in text and by subsequent fandoms. It’s never “just a television/movie/book”. It’s never been ”just”.

saathi1013

How media clearly reflects the sexism and the racism we cannot see in ourselves.

“…and by subsequent fandoms.“ <— bless this addition.

cypheroftyr

Bless this post, thank you bana05 for this.

good content

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂

credit: hisduckling on youtube

daminwayne

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

bebe-benzenheimer

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

impolitecanadian

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

gorillateaparty

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

urdearestmom

pls i need some

whenyourefandomtrash-blog

Need this more than ever rn

avoidantcactus

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

chuanfakitty-deactivated2026030

HOLY SHIT U PUT IT IN WORDS

whenyourefandomtrash-blog

Someone put my school life in words

cheese24k

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

nasty-twerp

that was a religious experience

mightyfemme

pseudo-human-deactivated2021061

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

shatteredwineglasses

His little ears flopping in he wind

cuttleskulls

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

whenyourefandomtrash-blog

THE BESTEST PUPPER IS SWIMMING

misstaxidermiss-deactivated2020

There are singing monks

whenyourefandomtrash-blog

What’s better is that Wierd Al is one of the monks.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

This is it. The post im going to regret making the most on this hellsite.

“Love is strange” from galavant is prinxiety fluff.

“Horny angry tango” from crazy ex girlfriend is prinxiety smut.

Goodnight everybody!

i-used-to-wear-the-fedora

Awesome Underappreciated Musicals You Should Listen Too

Yeah I like the big four Tumblr musicals but these are just a few shows you should consider listening to next time you’re looking for something new.

1.) Tuck Everlasting

Based on the book of the same name Tuck Everlasting is about a girl named Winnie Foster discovering the immortal Tuck family. The father of the family is played by Michael Park who you might recognize as Larry Murphy from Dear Evan Hansen. It’s a good show with a few catchy songs. If you’ve read the book before you’ll know what to expect since it’s a pretty faithful adaptation.

2.) Dog Fight

Composed by Pasek and Paul of The Greatest Showman and Dear Evan Hansen fame this is a romance about a young man about to be shipped off to the Vietnam War and how he spends his last few nights in America where he meets Rose under unfortunate circumstances. Annaleigh Ashford (Legally Blonde) is also in the show and featured in the titular song.

3.) Carrie the Musical (Revival)

The original Carrie musical was Broadway’s biggest disaster until Spider-Man came along leaving a bitter taste in the mouths of theater junkies. Luckily the revival is much better on every level and, in my opinion, is the best Carrie adaptation to date. Christy Altomare and Derek Klena, both of Anastasia fame, play Sue Snell and Tommy Ross, the well meaning popular kids who try to help social outcast Carrie White (Molly Ranson)

4.) Galavant

A medieval musical tv show with two seasons and Timothy Omundson? This show is both funny and it has a general 2-3 songs per episode starring mostly non professional singers with the exception of a few including Weird Al as a singing monk. There’s nothing much else to say except, I believe in you Tad Cooper.

5.) Bring It On

One of Lin Manuel Miranda’s first productions, as seen by the lack of his presence in a cheerleader uniform, this musical is both creative and funny. Head cheerleader and popular girl Campbell is suddenly transferred her Senior year to Jackson highschool. Suspecting there’s something going on one she finds out the new girl, Eva might have something to do with it.

6.) Jasper in Deadland/Hadestown

These two are put together because they’re both modern retellings of the Orpheus and Eurydice tale. Hadestown is more of a jazz/blues song style while Jasper in Deadland is more a rock musical. Both have their own interpretations of the story that any mythology buff will see and love.

And like there’s a million more that I don’t have enough space to mention but it’s okay to listen to musicals that aren’t Hamilton, Be More Chill, Dear Evan Hansen or Heathers.

Honorable Mentions:

Bat Boy the Musical, Shrek, Hunchback of Notre Dame, 35 mm, Next to Normal, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Devil’s Carnival, Anastasia, In the Heights, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog, The Count of Monte Cristo and many, many more.

whenyourefandomtrash-blog

Reblogging for Galavant because oof yes it’s beautiful

tanosan96

ZERO GRAVITY AU – Full Characters Design and Plot

See Official Story Contents HERE

Somewhere, in the big city, lives a twins in a broken family, their mom is a prostitute, their dad drown himself in alcohol. The twins are victims of child abuse, their names are Bill Cipher, and Will Cipher.

Got sick of their present life, the older one – Bill Cipher, planned to escape from their house. One night in the heavy rain, the twins left the place they used to call home, headed to the last bus which they don’t know where it will go, but they must run, no matter where the bus take them. In the morning, when the rain stop, Bill woke up, and realized a big banner from the far, it says: “Welcome to Zero Gravity town”

In Zero Gravity, the twins found themselfs a small abandoned shack in the wood, they decided to stay here, their new home. Just the two lives there, both of them must work at differents places to earn money for their own. Bill and Will discovered an old Journal in the shack, with a symbol of a hand with six fingers and a letter 3 on it. Bill found out great possibilities and power the journal brought to him, he keep the journal, with an ambition: To revenge the cruel world and recreate a fun world, a better world for him, and his brother.

Since then, because of Bill’s actions and consequences, many people show up in the twins’s life, not just any regular human, the citizens call them “The Guardians”

Bill & Will have to face all of them, and their biggest obstacle is the Pines Twins – Dipper Pines & Mabel Pines – Guardians of the World’s Balance.

———

I’ve done it ;; w ;;)// Sorry for my poor English Grammar ;; r ;;)~ I’ll draw more story of them in the future~ Basicaly, character’s personality and relationships are the same, just the story line’s changed.

Hope you like my AU ;; w ;;)~

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