Real or Not Real

My name is Jennifer. I am 21. I like to read and watch all things. All the things. I want to travel. My patronus is a baby elephant. I'm a Gryffindor wooooo. I'm crazy, weird, and hyper at all times of the day.OH and i love you Send an Owl my Way  Colors in the Crayon Box

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[sparrow-va]

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

[babyanimalgifs]

Find someone who supports you like this cat supports his owner’s music

via @sarperduman

[obsessedwithromancetropes]

The cat is sooo soothed by his music its so freaking cute!!! And damn is this man talented

[briannathestrange]

[ampervadasz]

[theselfishknitter-deactivated20]

They’re so talented!

[cully-bear-deactivated20181217]

He’s such a good boy

[flavors-of-sam]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[milkeu]

puppy mood board

[elcomics]

Hi friends. This is our new comics TEST. This one means a lot to us and we really hope you like it.

We put out a digital comic book today containing our stories TEST, ARK, and MIDNIGHT RADIO. It’s hi res, DRM free and pay what you want. You can download it at: Gum.co/theworld

If you would like to support us creating more stories like these, please consider buying a copy. If you can’t, no worries. Please download and enjoy the book!

Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. Contact: [email protected]

[shadows-ember]

That was…..wow

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

What.

[prontobrontosaurusburger]

Well. I need a full length novelization of this.

[thenobodyhasarrived]

@flo-lore-writes this seems up your alley

[belleamira]

Michael Cinco 

Fall 2017 Couture

[babyanimalgifs]

pups first trip to the beach

[florial]

[peachcafes]

♡

[adeles]

I have crossed the horizon to find you // They’re everything you say but so much more

Moana (2016) // Wonder Woman (2017)

[dexfiles]

[shewhohangsoutincemeteries]

girls don’t want boys, girls want

a netflix series sequel to the syfy channel’s alice, featuring alice and hatter living in a little flat while he runs a cramped, arsty little cafe and they travel back and forth through the mirror to wonderland and have wonderful adventures

[deprofundisclamoadte]

wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going “paybacks a bitch” and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters

[deprofundisclamoadte]

#imagine all the criminals trying to kidnap batman’s boyfriend and clark’s struggle to look like a Normal Human Man#‘yes you have definitely stabbed me i am very stabbed right now’ (x)

[willietheplaidjacket]

Now here’s a Batman Vs Superman I’d pay to see.

[joyfulldreams]

Now I’m remembering that time in the Blue Beetle comics when some villain tried to make Jaime go up against his ultimate power fantasy and it turned out his ultimate power fantasy was him as a dentist.

LMAO Traci there in the back like “My BF is actually the hugest dork.”

[brella]

the new kids on the team roster in yj s3 like,

[omaraladdinsamad-deactivated201]

[jendejen-deactivated20170303]

MY FAVORITE POST EVER

[animalrates]

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

[tk-tako]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

[solarbird]

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY :D

[fluffmugger]

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat