Happy May 27th!
I missed 8:00 but it's ok
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@whimsical-sock
Happy May 27th!
I missed 8:00 but it's ok
ohhh my god the new emoji is so giving the people what they want i love him so much
stoopid boy
Been misreading your username as whimsical cock. Just realized I was wrong. Have a good rest of your evening.
sorta just want to make this public
please god someone make a full version of "I don't need money" by fanoli
also a whole fanoli album also as well
see hugh laurie is a really great actor cause doctor put on gloves for lots of reasons and yet in this case you can tell it's for a rectal exam. Amamzing.
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
It’s showing -1 notes
i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me
I liked it and it said ‘1 note’
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
I’m shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon
portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots.
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
It says it has 5 notes, but only 4 people show up!
Congrats to the 4 people who were able to leave notes on this post
Congrats to the 4
people who were able to
leave notes on this post
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This man has been looking for his camera through the fabric of time and space so it simply broke tumblr
bok bok
[if doctor who had a camera]
Ow
ouch
inkhomer 2024 part 1
my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open
im so fucking stupid. He's a married man. Jesus Christ.
a whole bunch of links for a bad day
serotonin
2048
control the weather (flash warning)
spend bill gates’ money
read a book
write without distractions
snickerdoodle mug cakes
recipes for when you’re low on spoons
khan academy
an aggressive reminder
1000 awesome everyday things
make a picrew of a worm on a string
bongo cat
useless websites
emergency compliments
a nice uquiz
more useless websites
sketch comedy
sculpt something
guess google searches
white noise
rain
customizable
coffee shop
thunderstorm + fireplace
rain on a tin roof
rain + traffic
train sounds
a fan
catharsis
scream into the void
cut your screen (trigger warning)
break glass
self-care
inexpensive self-care
small acts of self-care
develop a self-care plan
do nothing for two minutes
cope with:
common sleep problems (+solutions)
nightmares
stress
stress 2
are you stressed or depressed?
homework stress
an eating disorder
things to do instead of harming yourself
trauma
anger
worrying
grief
a breakup
the suicide of a loved one
bullying
is this relationship harmful?
sexual assault
obsessive-compulsive disorder
obsessive-compulsive disorder 2
suicidal thoughts
help
a whole bunch of hotlines
more hotlines
suicide hotlines
talk to someone
active positivity blogs
@positivityreblogs
@positivitie
@recoverystuff
@survivor-positivity
@ocdiscourse
@positivelypastelpink
@positiveautistic
@mental–healthawareness
@slfcare
@traumasurvivors
@softheartedsuggestion
remember:
drink some water
eat something if you haven’t in a while
take a break
sleep if you need to
you’re doing amazing i love you
A link for when you just feel Bad and don’t know why but wanna fix it
(it’s a guided flow chart that goes through lots of sources of distress, both physical and mental, and has tips for approaching each one without being overwhelming)
I don’t know if this could be fun or not but tag game idea:
What’s an uno rule that you play with?
for me, we play with the “when someone has one card, if someone other than them says uno before them, the person who had one card picks up the discard pile” essentially you are racing to say uno once you have one card
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I have one courtesy of my wonderful cousin where if you have a card that totally matches the one played (same colour and number) you can say "jump in!" and play your card regardless of who's turn it is and everyone who was supposed to go before you gets skipped. The rule also lets you play multiple of the same card at once (i.e. you can jump in on yourself) which can be real helpful.
It's kinda chaos charged so I usually only play that way with my cousins or other people who've done it that way before
EMERGENCY BUFF!
Playable characters with the "anxiety" attribute are now 5% less paranoid
the word poison sounds almost exactly like the phase boys in and more musicians need to take advantage of that send post
we could be hearing all about how the boys in the back think that poison is wack but the industry won't stand for it so we all have to just live in a world where we can only guess at what those boys think of poison. how do they think it compares to other murder vessels? are their feelings case by case or one blanket statement? these are the secrets the industry is keeping from us
the word poison sounds almost exactly like the phrase boys in and more musicians need to take advantage of that send post