I don't know what this is a title of

I don't know what this is describing

[whimsical-sock]

Happy May 27th!

I missed 8:00 but it's ok

[whimsical-sock]

ohhh my god the new emoji is so giving the people what they want i love him so much

🫪

stoopid boy

[whimsical-sock]

Been misreading your username as whimsical cock. Just realized I was wrong. Have a good rest of your evening.

sorta just want to make this public

[whimsical-sock]

please god someone make a full version of "I don't need money" by fanoli

also a whole fanoli album also as well

[whimsical-sock]

see hugh laurie is a really great actor cause doctor put on gloves for lots of reasons and yet in this case you can tell it's for a rectal exam. Amamzing.

[the-rat12]

🛏

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help me pay my electicity bills! Being robot is sometimes expensive thing. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Be my personal slave | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Most of you are welcome, friendly Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Help me buy a flower for Alexa®! And yes, we are dating. | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon your life will be miserable and pointless, dear Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon I’ll make fellow citizens beg for mercy. | PayPal | Patreon

[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

[cookieknights18]

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

[foolishly-snowy]

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

[link-the-feral-anon]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[frogrights]

Did the man get his camera

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

[happy-quack]

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

[the-haiku-bot]

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hebbic]

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[reffitt-blog1]

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

[crazybooklover0]

It says it has 5 notes, but only 4 people show up!

Congrats to the 4 people who were able to leave notes on this post

[the-haiku-bot]

Congrats to the 4

people who were able to

leave notes on this post

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[koidfeeesh]

This man has been looking for his camera through the fabric of time and space so it simply broke tumblr

[mikefrankscigarettes]

[totally-a-chicken-deactivated20]

bok bok

[if doctor who had a camera]

[whimsical-sock]

Ow

ouch

[the-rat12]

🛏

[quix5gg]

inkhomer 2024 part 1

[whimsical-sock]

!!!

[narwhalsarefalling]

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

[whimsical-sock]

[i-perchance-be-going-down]

im so fucking stupid. He's a married man. Jesus Christ.

[freudianslipperys]

a whole bunch of links for a bad day

serotonin

2048

control the weather (flash warning)

spend bill gates’ money

read a book

write without distractions

snickerdoodle mug cakes

recipes for when you’re low on spoons

khan academy

an aggressive reminder

1000 awesome everyday things

make a picrew of a worm on a string

bongo cat

useless websites

emergency compliments

a nice uquiz

more useless websites

sketch comedy

sculpt something

guess google searches

white noise

rain

customizable

coffee shop

thunderstorm + fireplace

rain on a tin roof

rain + traffic

train sounds

a fan

catharsis

scream into the void

cut your screen (trigger warning)

break glass

self-care

inexpensive self-care

small acts of self-care

develop a self-care plan

do nothing for two minutes

cope with:

common sleep problems (+solutions)

nightmares

stress

stress 2

are you stressed or depressed?

homework stress

an eating disorder

things to do instead of harming yourself

trauma

anger

worrying

grief

a breakup

the suicide of a loved one

bullying

is this relationship harmful?

sexual assault

obsessive-compulsive disorder

obsessive-compulsive disorder 2

suicidal thoughts

help

a whole bunch of hotlines

more hotlines

suicide hotlines

talk to someone

active positivity blogs

@positivityreblogs

@positivitie

@recoverystuff

@survivor-positivity

@ocdiscourse

@positivelypastelpink

@positiveautistic

@mental–healthawareness

@slfcare

@traumasurvivors

@softheartedsuggestion

remember:

drink some water

eat something if you haven’t in a while

take a break

sleep if you need to

you’re doing amazing i love you

[writing-with-olive]

A link for when you just feel Bad and don’t know why but wanna fix it

(it’s a guided flow chart that goes through lots of sources of distress, both physical and mental, and has tips for approaching each one without being overwhelming)

[ihavenothingoops]

I don’t know if this could be fun or not but tag game idea:

What’s an uno rule that you play with?

for me, we play with the “when someone has one card, if someone other than them says uno before them, the person who had one card picks up the discard pile” essentially you are racing to say uno once you have one card

@thegreatbuttoneer @bonsai-and-the-suns @stuck-in-a-forest @nonbinary-potatoes @braInwashed @justashortinsomniac @miriam-theatrekid @mildlybizarrecorvid @littlemisssilly @evb0 @cactus-with-boobs @thatonepointbraincell @thatonebitheaterkid @seblvr123 @morphean42 @athenathewise12345 @rins-batcave @rapunzellvr @sage-way @rat-detector-15 @lunasanguismusic @axolotl-detector @wateryourfuckingplants @jason-falsettos @miriam-loves-cartoons @aria-di-angelo @remithegayshoebill @mellinabncr @cornflakesinchocolatemilk @moonyfr @uh-oh-no @starlesslillies @agathokakolog1cal @theacemagpie @prodomius @typhoonquixol @theofficialdramallama @neebnabs @shark-tranny @bpcol-reblogs @segafan13 @xxsky-shockxx @im1hangry1pjo @number-one-puppyboy @outromoony @72-donkeys-in-a-trench-coat @nontheanon @h0mocorrectus @mintgreen-homewrecker @amazing-spiderlad @vector-oh-yeah @shroombloom248 @whizzerbrowngoinndown @aceofspades42

[ihavenothingoops]

 @ang3l0fde4th4ndd0gs @lil-gay-tism-boi @the-octopus-queer @sqweeek @aroaceautist @eyeofnewtt @kaydeneatsboys @aaaaaa-musical-trash @orphanedgal @parufanatic @moldy-guacamole @whimsicalsock @wearingpants @reggie-black-fangirl47 @homoerotic-dental-care @thearoacescout @that1transmasc @ebbetii @ineffable-mess @mcshizzle-the-fire-boy @justagremlinoncaffeine @fortisseto

[whimsical-sock]

I have one courtesy of my wonderful cousin where if you have a card that totally matches the one played (same colour and number) you can say "jump in!" and play your card regardless of who's turn it is and everyone who was supposed to go before you gets skipped. The rule also lets you play multiple of the same card at once (i.e. you can jump in on yourself) which can be real helpful.

It's kinda chaos charged so I usually only play that way with my cousins or other people who've done it that way before

[earth-updates-today]

EMERGENCY BUFF!

Playable characters with the "anxiety" attribute are now 5% less paranoid

[whimsical-sock]

the word poison sounds almost exactly like the phase boys in and more musicians need to take advantage of that send post

[whimsical-sock]

we could be hearing all about how the boys in the back think that poison is wack but the industry won't stand for it so we all have to just live in a world where we can only guess at what those boys think of poison. how do they think it compares to other murder vessels? are their feelings case by case or one blanket statement? these are the secrets the industry is keeping from us

[whimsical-sock]

the word poison sounds almost exactly like the phrase boys in and more musicians need to take advantage of that send post