Love And Roses

Allison. 25. Adulting is hard, but at least I have my dog.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

🥇

here’s your “i survived 2025” award

[publicsnoodity]

i love to vote and then not reblog. democracy ends with me.

[bavarianmillionaire]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAVARIAN HULK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 💗💗💗💗💗💗

[etherea1ity]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ergolost]

omg

[rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva]

World heratige post

[toastbutteregg]

[snapbackcake]

I was JUST trying to go home from work. Minding my own business. Waiting for my bus. AND THIS FUCKING CAR ATTACKS ME. I was like “why does that car look so odd but familiar to me” and I looked longer. And I was like BITCH WHAT THE FUCK. I cannot believe this car is just out there on the road. And grandmas were driving that car!

[coutureicons]

Who is Meghan the stallion

the president of the united states of america

[rylandsgrace]

Oh my god

[cinemove]

[lolasteppereincarnate]

[robertmitchum]

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

[robertmitchum]

BONUS: 

reblog for good luck!! 

[seths-jarvis]

Not the outcome anyone wanted but it was definitely a game to remember.

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[yehudigorl]

tis the season

[aka-maayan]

I forgot about this

[tikkunhayam]

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

[lawbreaker13]

Happy Chanukah, my peeps, enjoy

[sesiondemadrugada]

Richard Savoie.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thanatos-moon]

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

[mikachu1122]

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

[postmodernismruinedme]

I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.

[stargazing-enby]

I want ten.

[everwizard]

It’s $875

[sexycraisinthanos]

Homophobia and ableism strikes again

[jabbuki]

[performance-sofa-deactivated201]

He looks reliable, I feel safe