I can't be happy so I'm horny instead @whirlwind-regret - Tumblr Blog

THIS BLOG IS 18+

I have made the decision to be hornier online as my 2025 new years resolutions, so be aware of horny posts and reblogs.

I will talk about my writing on here too sometime if you're here from ao3, I'll do it with little prompting so feel free to send me asks any time!

Beware! I don't really tag things so beyond this point there is:

Smut

Body horror

Gore

And probably other things too

Proceed with caution. Or reckless abandon I personally don't care tbh.

#whirlwind whispers #into post

alex-fish-art

Season 1 Martin page I sketches like 2 months back and finally finished…

capesch-arts

TMA Photocard Designs

Jonathan Sims

Elias Bouchard

Michael

YIPPEEEE. I have not drawn these bitches in like- well ever 😭

hotdrinks

[ID: A drawing of Martin Blackwood in pajamas, standing in a red beam of light, surrounded by fog, clutching a corkscrew. Disembodied eyes peer over his shoulder, a spiderweb is in the corner of the rectangle of light, and three worms lie at his feet. End ID]

I miss my rude annoying idiot man every day

lunehowls

hello

swiapples

I love how this turned out, but why did I accidentally draw Martin with Sans Undertale's hoodie

extracheesehead

jonathan sims from that freaking magnus institute (london) (post-worm but pre-idk-i-havent-finished-season-2-yet) i know most people draw him with the longest most luscious hair but i think he’d have rather stringy hair and be too much of a pompous ass and not crazy enough (yet) to be sporting an unkept ponytail at work as i think he’d deem it unprofessional (at the moment… as far as i know… perhaps eventually…) i still have a very vague idea of what the fandom has decided he looks like as im too scared of spoilers to look at most fanart but i HAVE heard he apparently looks older than he is so i committed to that rather hard, maybe too much… makes him look less pathetic than i’d prefer…

kinkipants

I tried some stuff. Hope ya like it

theweirdwideweb

injuries-in-dust

Some weird bird noises that I hope will brighten your day.

rainymeadows

@far-side-skies

important-animal-images

poopinmybabyfood

a common epidemic amongst reddit users

luigis-slut

uptownlowdown

r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit

uptownlowdown

i’m gonna cry

torturedbitchesdepartment

someone WHAT

bluemandycat

labsom

No Fears! AU Georgie persuades Jon to go on a date with Martin. Jon tries to be Totally Not Adorable

muffeteertale

Look up your name in the gifs and show the first gif that comes up

@absurdumsid @inka-boi @childofthest4rzz @tobi-draws @largefound

theofficialinternetloner

This doesn't make any sense 💀

Random people I think would enjoy: @a-victorian-girl @gayvin @qualitystrangetrash @helloliriels @totallysilvergirl @ohwhataniight @iris-best-taken-in-small-doses @keirgreeneyes @useless-beings @vinnygothika

a-victorian-girl

Oooowww, kittens!!

Npt @swiftie-sherlockian @helloliriels @safedistancefrombeingsmart @topsyturvy-turtely @folklorian28 @actually-a-girls-name @sherlockjohnblog

safedistancefrombeingsmart

:sadface: I did expect Martin (who was the 2nd gif...).

Tagging @crazyatyou @alihahdnaid @sherlockwatsons @loremori @consultjohnwatson @a-freemaniac @whatnext2020 @thinwhitedoc @sannapersikka @phoenix27884

sannapersikka

@mobius-m-mobius @freemanswood @crazyatyou @whatnext2020

mobius-m-mobius

@sannapersikka Tysm for the tag lovely!! 🥰💖 This result is pretty much exactly what I expected, lol

Tagging @wolfpup026, @too-funky, @blackbirdofasgard, @loki-is-my-kink-awakening, @insomniaflarrow, @agentmobius, @zaxal, @distracteddream, @evan-buck, @lokimobius, @elodiah, @drugstoreperfumemp3, @insert-witty-user-name-here, @lgwilt, @faylights, and @i-wanna-cry as well as anyone else who wants to join! 💕

elodiah

I… have no idea. 🤔 Could be worse, I guess?

Tagging @silentxsymphony , @thosegayoldmen , @westwardly , @kcscribbler , and anyone else!

thosegayoldmen

Pfft yeah that makes sense 🤣 Dunno what else I was expecting tbh

Only tagging a few people cause I think most of my list have already been done! 😁

@ghoulehhh @loki-is-my-kink-awakening @lokimobius @distracteddream @blackbirdofasgard

distracteddream

Yeah, okay, the thing I'm actually named after doesn't even show up in the gifs. I was going to cheat and use my screenname because the first one for that is @wolfpup026's art. But I'll play by the rules.

@hauntedcoyote @illprobablyboreyoubutmaybenot @seaofolives if you want to play!