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My Works

The Last of Us:

Blood Oaths & Ink - long fic with a lot of canon divergence and a dozen original queer and trans characters, occasionally smutty, often violent, read the content warnings (finished writing but doing sporadic drops of chapters as I finish uploading, will be 300k+ words)

All For The Game:

Uncomfortable Truths - my take on Andrew finding out about Nicky's kiss at Eden's (15,239 words)

Hotels, Hickeys & Halloween - little Halloween one shot with some light Andreil smut (6,603 words)

The Raven Cycle:

Everybody Knows Series - a series of coming out stories with a little Pynch angst thrown in

We Know - (wip) Pynch discovering their friends are a throuple and Blue discovering Pynch

I Know - Adam spins out a bit over Kavinsky and Ronan's weird past and a couple people find out about Pynch (14,696 words)

They Know - Pynch coming out tour (14,783 words)

#aftg fanfiction #trc fanfiction #tlou fanfiction

stonelionhearts

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3

beneathsilverstars

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

beneathsilverstars

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️

luna-azzurra

Writers have two modes and they are "i haven't written in three weeks and i am rotting from the inside and everything feels wrong and i don't know who i am anymore" and "i wrote for four hours straight and forgot to eat and it's dark outside and when did that happen and i feel like a god" and there is nothing in between. no chill. no medium setting. just famine or feast and a very confused nervous system.

fuckoffantitrash

I'd like to remind fandom of this once again today

shmadas

An addition, if you don't mind

voidsweirdthoughts

I don’t know if we’re actually wrong in this one, but may I add

the-haiku-bot

I don’t know if we’re

actually wrong in this

one, but may I add

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dogpuppy

herssian

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

allykatsart

tastefullyoffensive

(via meanboysclub)

mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva

The last one

thunderboltsortofapenny

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

toastyglow

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

im-a-goat-in-disguise

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

lilietsblog

I’m going to point out that this sounds like the system working as intended bc if your dog is actually currently in a bag its not going to like, run off and bother other passengers or piss/shit where is not supposed to.

Like, yep. This works. If your dog’s well behaved enough to stay in a bag, THAT’s when it’s allowed on the subway.

math-is-magic

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

starofhisheart

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

fantasmadelaciudad

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

fantasmadelaciudad

like this shouldnt be possible.

sillyspirit

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

gutsygills

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

tobiasdrake

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

the-missing-number

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

the-haiku-bot

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.