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locked the fuck in get my money up

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

jantesika

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

homunculus-argument

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

Thinnothy Drake / Thin Drake. Ugly ass owl.

bigchungo8383-deactivated202208

this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

sofuckingblue

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

tiredherethicc

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

mischievous-puck

Ngl, I just wish them good luck for themselves, they are perfect. uwu

calidotgov-deactivated20240108

congratulations piracy

livefromtheloam

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

commandtower-solring-go

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

geekysteven

teaboot

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

orteil42

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

idabbleincrazy

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

Many such cases

it's kind of giving moldy mario

egophiliac

What do you think Baur thinks about Silver?

I mean, Silver is a human(!!!), but he's also adopted by Lilia (someone Baur respects a lot) and Sebek's only friend

If I'm not mistaken, Baur knows how Knight of Dawn looked like, so what did he think when realized Silver looks suspiciously KoD-shaped?

granted, things got pretty wacky when they were escaping the castle, he might not have actually processed what Dawnathon's face looked like! although I guess it is the kind of thing that sticks with you through the centuries, and if anyone was gonna notice...