em

Distressed & Unimpressed

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[surprisebitch]

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

[may]

okay

[moist-baguette]

what would you ladies like to drink?

[surprisebitch]

orange soda please

[may]

i’ll have the strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[fag]

me too, strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[transformersweatpants]

Cut to:

Gorgug: would you love me if I was a worm?

Mary Anne: no

Gorgug: T_T

My commissions are open!

[whoaitsems]

apparently the only social media where i can escape my evil ex bc is tumblr so i’m back to talk abt how much i hate him 😎🤘

[acoolsuggestion]

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

[livards]

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Y’all I actually melted

[xiiikvng]

I love this ❤️❤️

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

White girl death drops vs gay boy death drops

[dreksdeixis]

[moomins-deactivated20160829]

i am so happy that all these beautiful babies are alive and well

[whoaitsems]

*white photographers in not predominantly white countries*: so do u y'all know anyone with light colored eyes

[fxckoverdose]

if you want to know what happiness looks like.. this is it.

[therealtrae]

Parenting done right. The correct response when your “baby girl” tells you he’s your baby boy…. Love this

[alexander]

Picture 1 & 2: Hillary Clinton campaign rally at East Los Angeles College in Los Angeles on May 5th, 2016

Picture 3 & 4: Protesters outside of Hillary Clinton’s campaign rally at East Los Angeles College in Los Angeles on May 5th, 2016

Picture 5 & 6: Over 16,000 people at the Bernie Sanders “A Future To Believe In” rally on May 9th 2016, in Sacramento, California. 

(x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

[river-temz]

When even Rihanna can’t tolerate the Bullshit

[parkchanwoohoo]

[nogenderinthewasteland]

“video games linked to adhd” gee i wonder why ppl with adhd would be drawn to an interactive medium that fully engages your brain and gives your hands something to do at the same time. it is a mystery

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Tumblr: “The signs as –”

Me:

[maelwife]

The signs as Britney Spears ignoring zodiac posts: No thanks: scorpio, gemini, capricorn, aries, cancer, virgo Chose your own destiny: libra, pisces, sagittarius, leo, taurus, aquarius