Ahoy, Sailor

⭐ Maxie | 30 | they/them ⭐ Technically a Professional Clown / Wannabe Sea Dog 🤹‍♂️ Tomfoolery 🤹‍♂️ 🌊 The sea 🌊 🌈 Stuff that makes me smile 🌈

[plumslices]

Dawn and Twilight bed by Emile Galle

[chandajaan]

I neeed to talk about how much i love a floor vanity set up, there something so spiritual about it, the sitting and relaxing while you do your hair or drink coffe while you get ready for the day is like a mini self worship, its so swxy and cool

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[copperbadge]

Oh sure I was raised a person but I haven't really connected to my personality in years.

[mrvelocipede]

I was not raised a person, but I'm wondering if it might be possible to convert.

[klimtsonian]

lovebirds 🪶

My finished illustration of Polish old man yaoi for ‘My Liege’, a zine about gay knights organized by @dames-zine and @novaandmali !!

[moldavite]

my fav thing in the entire world is witnessing people try new things. almost teared up at this bc i love it so much

[yrfoofoo]

cptsd should make me wake up every morning with black eyeliner and a macabre yet sharp sense of humor but instead it just makes me feel like less of a person than anybody i interact with and makes me have a hard time concentrating

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[tenochre]

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

[tenochre]

community-sourced suggestions for the rōnin pervert (and, by extension, me) can broadly be sorted into three categories: 1: fetish that's mundane enough that it makes me realize just how far out of my circle this post has traveled 2: thing I'm already into 3: so esoteric that I feel blessed to have had your attention on my post for even a moment category 1:

category 2:

category 3:

[pmamtraveller]

A collection of Moroccan doors

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[iftadwascool]

David Lynch on Twin Peaks

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

[bluemoonstonesy]

1960s tapestry boots my beloveds

[smileyfaces]

new boot goofin

[swagvo1d]

i hope i die warmed by the life i tried to live

[orthoscheme]

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*