[whoreofilling]

Boyfriend reveal 🥰🥰🥰

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[papayajuan2019]

i'm close ☹️

[papayajuan2019]

[blanketfortarchitect]

Me when I was planning on edging for another hour

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[dreamstars]

[unexplained-events]

Gates of Hell

Oddly shaped lava formations look like a mass of twisted bodies.

Location: Hawaii over the West Kamokuna lava skylight

Photo: The photo was shot in 1996 by Laszlo Kestay, who is currently director of the USGS Astrogeology Science Center

[squirtvalleyhistoricalsociety]

Rb to jerk off prev

[heavensghost]

decided im not going to be a people pleaser anymore if thats okay with you

[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[chipsprites]

[cozmicshadow]

Reblog if you agree

[cockadventure]

seeing guys naked just never gets old

[squiiiiiirt]

[angelofpestilence]

gaslighting myself into thinking i’m doing fine

[64mpg]

are you liking my posts because you want to kill me

[thedogeveryonehates]

[berkeleygirl3]