𝐄𝐋𝐊𝐀/𝐀𝐈𝐕𝐘. ♥︎

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[whoreroki]

wwx: pftt, lan zhan isn’t in love with me!

lxc: yes he is.

jc: yes he is.

even jgy: yes he is.

lwj: yes i am.

[whoreroki]

ljy: i’m incredibly fast at maths.

lsz: okay, what’s 30x17?

ljy: 47.

lsz: that’s not even close.

ljy: but it was fast.

[whoreroki]

wwx: *runs into the room looking panicked*

jc: what did you do???

wwx: noBODY DIED.

jc: wHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?!

[whoreroki]

nhs: god, give me patience.

jgy: i think you mean ‘give me strength’.

nhs: if god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

[whoreroki]

lwj, tending to wwx’s wounds: how would you rate your pain?

wwx: zero stars. would NOT recommend.

[whoreroki]

xy, after stubbing his toe: fUCK!

xxc: mind your language!

xy: what else should i say?? “WoE iS i”??

xxc:

xy: you have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

[whoreroki]

xy: i’m a reverse necromancer.

wwx: isn’t that just killing people?

[whoreroki]

wwx: you love me, right, lwj?

lwj: normally, i’d say yes without hesitation. but i feel like this is going somewhere and i don’t like it.

[whoreroki]

jl: *screams*

ljy: *screams louder to assert dominance*

lsz: should we do something?

ozz: no, i want to see who wins.

[whoreroki]

ljy: how did none of you hear what i said?

lsz: i’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours…

ozz: i got distracted about halfway through.

jl: ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[whoreroki]

wwx: am i in trouble?

jc: take a guess.

wwx: no?

jc: take another guess.

[whoreroki]

jyl: hey wwx, can you pass the salt?

wwx: *throws jc across the table*

[whoreroki]

lwj, to wwx: would you like to stay for dinner?

lxc: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?