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[parcai]

my hot take of the day is that ilya actually runs a tighter ship than shane, not like as captain or anything i mean in the household.

1) afraid of being lazy 2) military son 3) slavic. shane has certain preferences for things sensory wise which is why he is neat abt his stuff, ilya will kill himself & everyone in the room there's a Difference. iykyk

[whowritesthatatall]

that's #myilya. Never bought that story of messy ilya, leaving things and being the eptome of lazy bachelor frat boy.

[ramslambsandwolves]

Shane shortly before waking Ilya up at the cottage: ‘Hmmmmm, I can’t trap him with a baby. wait let me google……okay i definitely can’t get pregnant. Hold on…..sea-horse dads?…..nevermind…..can i adopt a baby-trap?…………no I’d just have a kid……………………okay wait what if we like coached some kids? Like they wouldn’t be ours but like- we wouldn’t be able to break-up because of the kids. Am i fucking on drugs? What the fuck am i thinking……..wait………..like a team of kids but it’s like charity…………cause men leave their children all the time but it would be a really bad look to leave a charity……………….i can make a charity and it’ll have kids and we’ll help the kids……..and Ilya likes kids…………and he likes me………..and he’ll wanna stay with me forever….so he’ll be baby trapped AND we’ll be doing a good thing.* “Ilya wake up i have an idea.”

[parcai]

smth smth the way loons return in pairs to the same breeding lake year after year to defend it because once they've found home they keep finding their way back to it. hollanov crossing continents only to end up at the cottage every summer, every season, no matter what the year has brought them. building the wall a little taller each time until the whole world is outside and it's just theirs. shane standing in front of the commissioner saying "i choose him come on ilya." yuna: you would leave boston for shane? ilya: yes. no questions asked. can someone sedate me

[lexicanons]

Vampire Shane feeding off Ilya one night and almost immediately pulling back and giving Ilya a disappointed look. Ilya asks what’s wrong and Shane asks why he hasn’t taken his antidepressants.

[whowritesthatatall]

You know what? Hell yeah. and i can see him be preocupied about hydration and caffeine levels.

"C'mon, Sweatheart. just a little bite!"

"at least 3L of water per day! I put an app in you phone ilya! an App!"

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane wakes up from a nap and notices that ilya isn’t in the room, which is incredibly weird because since they arrived in spain, ilya seems to think he’s a part of shane’s body. he gets worried and picks up his phone and sees that ilya sent him a message saying “my beloved sweetheart, i’m down at the dance ballroom learning salsa with incredible ladies” and shane snorts and thinks “that seems like a place where ilya would be”. so he goes after his husband and finds him surrounded by old ladies, dancing with one of them, and one of the ladies notices shane at the door and goes “oh young boy, you haven’t lied, you do have a very good looking husband” and ilya follows her gaze and finds shane and opens a wide grin going “mi amor!” and he apologizes to the lady he was dancing with to go to his husband and another lady says “oh if i was younger that boy right there would be my catch” and ilya turns to her with shane in his arms and goes “ah no, shane is useless with women” and shane slaps him and he keeps going “me on the other hand, i’m for incredible women like you all” and the same lady says “if you didn’t spend the whole hour talking about your husband we would’ve believed you” and ilya fake gasps while shane laughs and goes “don’t say that, my husband already has a big ego” and he smiles and turns to shane who was already looking at him and he kisses his husband while the ladies cheer.

[whowritesthatatall]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/?

Chapter summary:

On the day where Ilya Rozanov returns to Boston to tie some loose end of his old life in this city, the world decided to end. Now, with two of his friends he must find safety some how!

[allesfresser]

His tomato🍅

[whowritesthatatall]

"Moy pomidor" still the cutest pet names

[verlierer-is-lost]

Although it’s asscrack degrees outside… winter Hollanov so cute

[heatedrivalryfanarts]

@moreloveforjm_

[shieldofiron]

Shane: And sexy bellboy role play. Of course.

[ilya-sweetheart]

‘shane walks ilya like a dog’ but not bc he’s a nagging wife. they’re just like that; ilya handed him the leash and said “here hold this” and placed the collar on himself

examples

shane watching a fight on the ice and he can tell ilya is itching to join “give them hell baby”

ilya driving them home from a romantic dinner date “unzip your jeans i need to suck your dick”

shane telling ilya to post thirstraps on instagram just so he can comment “mine”

[sofiasketches]

something slutty

[whowritesthatatall]

Just finished writing the 4th chapter of Run boy, Run with 8k words before revisions! The biggest chapter till now

[whowritesthatatall]

A little sneak peek of how things are going!

[whowritesthatatall]

My notebook is finally fixed! I'm finishing the 4th chapter of Run boy, Run! Till Friday! I already have 4k words written of a 6k that I am predicting.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

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Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[whowritesthatatall]

VOTE SEEENSHIIIIII!!!

[bluehairedboyfriend]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Original Female Character(s), Original Female Character(s) of Color Additional Tags: married hollanov, hollanov making friends, shane hollander finding his dykes, Useless Lesbians, Lesbian Character, hollander finding his lesbians, post marriage hollanov, Married Couple Summary:

Shane Hollander has 45 minutes to spare in downtown Ottawa when he find a lesbian sports bar to spend his time