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My Bad Things Happen Bingo Card!

I can write for these fandoms:

MacGyver (2016)

The Flash (2014)

Star Wars (Original and Prequel Trilogies)

Teen Wolf

Dune (Books and Movies)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Feel free to send in requests, and any character or other elements you want!

#bthb #bad things happen bingo card #bad things happen bingo

ashleyslorens

BRITNEY on BROADWAY

sharkodactyl

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

raevenlywrites

Is this the jelly bean guy???

icajax

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

raevenlywrites

The guy who does the mice with jelly beans

And dreidels, apparently

faded-florals

When love is sold to the highest bidder there is no trust. You have been warned!

faded-florals

zechery-deactivated20220114

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

thebaconsandwichofregret

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

shadows-ember

This is humanity

siawrites

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

labelleizzy

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

catkin-morgs-kookaburralover

@silent-silver-slip

greenleavesandwarmbreezes

@darkfrozenabyss Space?

ohheyitsjustjinx

Take a flower and pass it on

🌺

🌷

💠

🌼

🌻

🏵

🌹

🌸

💐

Voting ended onJul 22, 2023

irldogbracket

round 1 side 22b

MILA THE MALTIPOO VS PIPER THE BLACK LAB MIX!!!

on the left we have mila the maltipoo (maltese/poodle mix), described by the submitter as: "She is a failure of a dog. She eats flies. She doesn't know how to howl. Her feet are too gotdamn short... She has stolen food from me multiple times & she's evil btw. War criminal"

on the right we have piper the black lab mix, described by the submitter as: "Lovable but a bit bossy, and definitely thinks she is a lot bigger than she is."

which dog is the best? you decide:

mila the maltipoo

piper the black lab mix

both dogs are the best

Voting ended onJun 13, 2023

whumpflumpthump

Vote for Piper!!! She's amazing, and will give you lots of (virtual) snuggles if you do!!

#vote for piper!!#(she gives amazing snuggles)

irldogbracket

round 1 side 22b

MILA THE MALTIPOO VS PIPER THE BLACK LAB MIX!!!

on the right we have piper the black lab mix, described by the submitter as: "Lovable but a bit bossy, and definitely thinks she is a lot bigger than she is."

which dog is the best? you decide:

mila the maltipoo

piper the black lab mix

both dogs are the best

Voting ended onJun 13, 2023

whumpflumpthump

Vote for Piper!!! She's amazing, and will give you lots of (virtual) snuggles if you do!!

#piper #my dog #(she gives amazing snuggles)

anakinskywalkerog

What is your FAVORITE Star Wars film (of all time)???

The Phantom Menace

Attack of the Clones

Revenge of the Sith

A New Hope (Star Wars)

The Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

The Force Awakens

The Last Jedi

The Rise of Skywalker (you are literally a sociopath if you pick this one)

BONUS: Rogue One

Voting ended onMay 12, 2023

in honor of May the Fourth, a very simple poll ✨ VOTE FOR YOUR FAV

aprilslady

If I was remaking the Princess Bride I'd have Buttercup hire Vizzini, Inigo and Fezzik herself to help her fake her death and take her away so she could go and seek out the Dread Pirate Roberts and get revenge for Westley's death, and also get out of the marriage to Humperdinck, so she rocks up on the ship in disguise and this time Westley doesn't recognise *her*, but she realises it's Westley and she's just making loads of snide remarks trying to figure out why he's been merrily fucking about on a boat this whole time, meanwhile Westley's having a little bit of a bi moment about Buttercup-in-disguise but because he's loyal as fuck he's not going to do anything about it but they get into a fight and Buttercup is like 'Why the hell did you just fucking leave your girlfriend to fuck around being a pirate you could at least have written a letter' and he's like 'Oh I'm sorry???? What on earth would you know about it, this is none of your concern, I should've killed you when you came on board' and of course during this scene they're also having a very tense sword fight with Inigo making quips from the sidelines like a sports commentator, and Buttercup's like 'WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL ME THEN, FARM BOY???' But then the ship lurches to the side and she gets thrown overboard and Westley is like 'Oh my God I'm so stupid!!!!' So then he has to dive in after and pull her out.

titillatingtubist

I LOVE THIS??!?

thoughtsformtheuniverse

Once she’s back in the boat she and Westley have a heart a heart conversation and it’s very cute (Inigo and Fezzik are throwing rhyming couplets back and forth in the background).

Humperdinck is still trying to start a war, so when he hears his prospective bride is captured! by pirates! he chases them, and captures them all as soon as their boat makes landfall. Westley, Inigo, Fezzik, and Vizzini all go to the dungeons, and Buttercup is confined to the court physician’s rooms to ‘recover her wits’ from her ‘scare with the pirates’ (translation: she’s spitting mad and has a sword now and has to be restrained to keep from Murdering Humperdinck).

The gang in the dungeons are all in separate cells, so they each organize their own jailbreak. Fezzik just. breaks his door, Vizzini confuses his guard into handing him the keys to the door, Inigo has his ‘Father, guide my sword’ moment and finds a secret passageway out, and Westley is just sitting outside his cell waiting for them, both of his guards knocked out. he claims they turned on each other and then he picked his lock.

Meanwhile, Humperdinck releases Buttercup, which was a mistake, because now she gets to beat him up and give the ‘to the pain’ speech. Inigo has his conclusion with the six-fingered-man, meanwhile Westley finds the queen, convinces her that Humperdinck has been warmongering, and she decides to crown her younger child instead. Westley meets up with Buttercup, and together they find Inigo and Fezzik (who has grabbed the horses).

Inigo becomes the next Dread Pirate Roberts and Fezzik goes with him. Humperdinck never recovers from the scandal and gets shoved in a monastery somewhere out of embarrassment. Westley and Buttercup become wandering swords, just Robin Hooding their way through life, settling down to be farmers in their old age.

aprilslady

You're hired

#i love this

greenleavesandwarmbreezes

You are handed a cup of the non-alcoholic beverage of your choice. What is it?

Hot coffee - black

Hot coffee - plus additives

Cold coffee - black (what kind of heathen--)

Cold coffee - plus additives

Black tea - with or without additives

Green tea - with or without additives

Herbal tea - with or without additives (^_^)

Water/lemonade/juice/vanilla extract/other

I don't need liquid I get my hydration from the food I eat

Voting ended onMay 3, 2023

Saw a poll cross my dash earlier about coffee and it got me curious what my mutuals drink. ^_^

wwolflesbian-deactivated2024073

POTATO POLL

potato poll

fries (chips)

chips (crisps)

jojos

mashed

baked

hashbrowns

tater tots

latkes

potato mochi

other (sorry to your fave)

Voting ended onApr 30, 2023

au gratin and poutine disqualified because the potato is just a vehicle for the sauce and not the star but respect respect

wwolflesbian-deactivated2024073

reblog for bigger sample size. this one is important.

halcyonhue

What she says: im fine

What she means: the average age of conception over the past 250k years is apparently 26.9. Let's round it down to 25. Think of your birth mother. Hold her hand. Imagine her holding hands with her mother. Within 4 people, you're back in time 100 years, and it's an intimate family dinner. Just after WWI. Add another 16 people, a small party of 20, and you're in the 1500s. Double it, twice, and you're at 80 people. Your family would fill a restaurant, and you're at the height of the Roman empire. At 100 people, Confucius is alive but Socrates has not yet been born. 100 people. That's a medium sized wedding. A small lecture theatre or concert. 200 people, probably the biggest party i could ever hope to host, takes you back 5000 years. The guests at your soirée of parents would be contemporaries of the Egyptian and Indus Valley civilisations, although you'd probably be too busy fixing drinks and nibbles to talk to all of them. Just imagine it. 200 of you. That's all it takes to get back 5,000 years. And we could go further. 1000 people, a decent sized concert, a large high school, and we're at the end of the last ice age. Your ancestors are comparing their pink floyd vinyl with music played on instruments carved from wood or bones of long vanished species. Wander through the crowd. See your own features and phrases and gestures refract out like a kaleidoscope. What would they make of you? What do you make of them? Why does it feel so unfair that even that first 100 years --that small family dinner of four--is out of your grasp? Maybe it's because questions of spatial distance have become negligible to us now. why, oh why, does time hold out against us so stubbornly