ThatYJWeirdo

She/they | Getting by in school | Sarcastic | Canadian | I just reblog everything, making weird comments and jokes to myself like a journal. (This Desc is a Warning.)

[count-woe-laf]

[cansu-m]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[rifle-wtf]

Today a student had me talk to their mom on the phone to explain that yes, they really did have a field trip today, and yes, that does happen in college, and normally at this point (in my admittedly limited experience with calls like that) the next question is less a question and more a ‘well that’s dumb, don’t you think that’s dumb’

but this lady asked me if snacks would be provided and if so what kind because her son was a picky eater & this poor boy is just bright red and yelling from the back seat that he packed his own lunch and snacks & mom (who is very aware she’s on speaker phone) goes ‘sorry for loving you and worrying about you, you little shit’ which made him just screech the word ‘mom’ like he was a tween in full angst mode

& as of right now I’ve heard two students do radio checks on the other field teams where they signed off with ‘sorry for loving you and worrying about you, you little shit’ which gives me a very unprofessional case of the giggles

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[memeuplift]

[thememedaddy]

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[therealjendavis]

today @ work a woman purchased two (2) large packs of gum and nothing else and her total came to over twelve american dollars. if anyone was wondering how the economy was doing its bad

[therealjendavis]

i was so stunned i literally said "i feel like i'm robbing you" and we both laughed it off but this is actual highway robbery. over $6 for some damn chewing gum. we need to kill more ceos

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[wishem]

some character design concepts for work

[sarazanmai]

[thebanaltongue]

For anyone curious the movies are (top down)

Turning Red < Pinocchio

Elemental < The Boy and the Heron

Inside Out 2 < Flow

Zootopia 2 < KPOP Demon Hunters

🥰💖

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

[wizard-archivist-official]

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

[charlesoberonn]

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

[teaboot]

How do you metaphorically break the knees of frustration?

Stay calm, avoid giving judgemental or defensive responses, listen to complaints, validate feelings, present alternatives, offer solutions, and if all else fails give them space to calm down, something to distract them, or a choice to remove themselves

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.