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I'm Alice, nice to meet you! I'm a Canadian university student, and my blog has a multitude of fandoms, derps, and all around good times. If you feel like talking, just send me a message!

[bileshroom]

this is how some hentai artists be drawing 

[aliendissection]

[yaoi-blcd]

official art by @坛九

[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

[buzzfeed]

nothing like a good ol’ fashioned creepy asterisk.

[urulokid]

[paper-mario-wiki]

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

[ampervadasz]

[milkhoneyjoon]

someone who hasnt seen fma describe this screenshot

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

Fuck you, dad

[starlightshoe]

troubled war veteran is, quite literally, haunted by his former emo phase

[dickenusse]

the officer passed a no goth rule and his mortal enemy - his son - seeks revenge

[armedandgayngerous]

twink about to make his move on a potential sugar daddy

[thethirdcircle]

either you’ve all seen the show or this is a testament to the power of art

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Not blocking in video games is gay culture.

[great-tweets]

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

[jackhawksmoor]

that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute

[doobler2]

MY FUCKING HEART

[stariousfalls]

@chilllilpug

[mamenoco]

[graceebooks]

today my diet has consisted of five guys and popyes so im probably gonna live forever

[vegan-gore-deactivated20220413]

u ate…… 5 whole people……..

[graceebooks]

6 counting popeye

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[rainymeadows]

destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids

especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch

i mean

come on

tell me you don’t want one of these

i need it

[overfalls]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[owlbearcounter]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[fairywails]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[proletariatbitch]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverlok]

[steftastan]

CAN I ADD TO THIS TOO?

IT’S NOT ‘COULD OF’, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. IT’S ‘COULD HAVE’. SAME APPLIES TO ‘SHOULD HAVE’.

[oniongentleman]

And this is why my students look at me as though I’m the devil when I try to tell them that no i’m not lying this really is a thing

[hermoninee-granger]

IT’S ‘COULDN’T CARE LESS’ NOT ‘COULD CARE LESS’ IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU CARE

[little-ravioli-writer]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE KID IN THE TRASH CAN

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

OMG YES. 

FOR ALL YOU FANFICTION WRITERS OUT THERE:

IT’S CHOKED NOT CHOCKED.

A CHOCK IS LITERALLY A BLOCK OR WEDGE YOU PUT UNDER A WHEEL TO STOP IT FROM MOVING.

I DON’T CARE IF IT’S IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY. DON’T.

Also, please learn the difference between “affect” and “effect”. One is a verb. The other is a noun.

And while I’m at it, use “through” and not “thru”.

Leave the text shortenings and text slang for your chats, not works.