Whydoeseverythinghurt

Emma | currently saying I identify as bi and use she/they pronouns | radically inclusive, standard dni | mostly have posts about politics/random tumblr things, Supernatural and Star Trek (mostly Destiel and Spirk within those)

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[oswinstark]

“Sir this is a Wendy’s” for when you’ve been ranting for so long about something that nobody cares about and doesn’t actually matter

[nekoning]

the use of AI lately has made me feel so hopeless, i translated pages of an unfinished fanzine of mine so i can remember why i love art...i hope it can resonate with anyone feeling the same way

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[explosionshark]

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

[professorsparklepants]

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

[box-dwelling]

Found the orginal thread and lost it at this

[taavicleric]

76 thousand plus. Dayum.

[mareastrorum]

Technically, these opinions are not mutually exclusive. 😌

[foldbaron]

[solvuntur]

Shirts Off Sam's Back (24 hr Charity Stream)

Learning Burlesque with Whitney Moore

[bathycat]

Wic and Tyranny draw over of Sam and Whitney’s amazing burlesque performance last night

[olessan]

Screenshot redraws of the Shirts off Sam's Back livestream. Screenshots below the cut lol ✨

[ariadne-mouse]

heck yeah!

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Travis Willingham 🤝 Brennan Lee Mulligan

losing a bidding war for an item in a CritRole charity auction live on stream for the auction itself

[adhd-alien]

I'm never certain if I will be on time, I can only guess and hope for the best

[spidersdaily]

This spider is in hell. This spider is in hell and youre laughing.

[ryttu3k]

#this one KILLS me #like???? #the comedic timing of it all too?? #fly: finally seems exhausted and ready to be bit and eaten #spider: ooh ok maybe? #fly: immediately self-immolates once more #and then the absolute vortex that fly created upon itself?? #spider: please god let me escape let me get away please plase plae- oh I caught a bugge! whee- no no no no NO NO (tags by proton-wobbler)

[mawofthemagnetar]

Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.

“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?

“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?

“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.

Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.

Isn’t it wonderful?

[floradinn]

Me: I wish I had a partner that would fix me

Also me when I’m romantically attracted to real person:

[floradinn]

I don’t know why but this gif gets added to posts so often via my post and it’s rly funny

It’ll range from someone responding to their favorite character dying in a fic to omegaverse destiel smut and I love getting to see all of it

[floradinn]

The duality of man

[what-even-is-thiss]

I bought a book today and I just opened it to see a page that says “we design our books to be instagrammable” which I can’t say is a sentence that I’ve seen before.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Proof.

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is what they want me to put on Instagram btw. I mean it’s a nice cover but it’s like one step away from being a Spanish textbook and idk why I’d post about that

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know I never thought about it that way but yeah lol learning Spanish with war crimes

[exeggcute]

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

[terri-theslime13]

I just heard about the recency bias, and honestly I think it's gotta be the best one ever

[blueflyingturtleontheway]

Everyone is saying that the bandwagon effect is the best bias, so they have to be right

[embrace-of-the-cold]

I once had this one logic professor who said that appeal to authority is the best fallacy. She's an expert in logic, so she must be right.

[zombie-ladymacbeth]

I don't know. You see, I think circular reasoning is the best logical fallacy because it's just superior to all the others.