i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes
and the last

Love Begins
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
todays bird
Claire Keane
KIROKAZE

JVL
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almost home
wallacepolsom
YOU ARE THE REASON
hello vonnie

#extradirty

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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@whysorad
i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes
and the last
amiright or amiright
i cant breathe
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
kink: people with kind hearts and good intentions
“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”
can i get a love combo with a large friendship
This is so cute 😍
parenting at its best ❤️
am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine
Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill
thank you
Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.
It wasn’t love, it wasn’t love It was a perfect illusion (Perfect illusion)
(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)
“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”
TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.
But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.
#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this