bookraat

I'm cringe, but I'm free

[ladysatoru]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[bellaphomet3]

My queen, Mr. Prince, may she one day find estrogen

[fangirlagainstmywill]

JJK/Naruto crossover where a Naruto character ends up in the JJK verse and, quite reasonably, assumes that Gojo pretty much has the byakugan. They mention this. The entire Gojo clan, higher ups; and just about every sorcerer is now running around terrified because according to this person, there’s an entire clan??? Out there somewhere??? With the fucking SIX-EYES????

[thehatakewereop]

Gojo: *dramatically reveals eyes*

Kakashi: oh, you have the byakugan? Cool

Gojo:

Kakashi:

Gojo: the fuck did you just call the Six Eyes?

Kakashi: byakugan?? Maa, did you think you’re the only one with cool eyes? *reveals sharingan* you know, the Hyuuga’s dojutsu isn’t the only that exists

Gojo:

Nearby sorcerer spectators who have been attempting to look like they’re not eavesdropping: 🫢

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[fibro-memes]

[frog-thief]

I didn't think drawing a Naruto and Straw Hat crossover would be so much fun!

╰(*´︶`*)╯

[amazingeurus]

🦋🐛

[amazingeurus]

🦋🐛

[x-neurotoxin-x]

Honestly tho, to each their own if they wanna talk about Dabi being buff or gaining a lot of weight or muscle but it's just realistically not really a possibility for a full body burn victim with somatic nervous system damage. He'd have muscle deterioration. His body would have trouble gaining and keeping any kind of fat or muscle. He'd have a hyperactive metabolism. The (slight in comparison to other characters) muscle definition we see is simply because of how his burns and scar tissue pulls over his tissue and muscle. He also has childhood malnutrition and developmental delays. He's skinny. He can be skinny and that's okay.

[throwmeinagrave]

yes!!!! he would realistically always be skinny and i think thats like.. actually what i like so much about the idea of feeding him too??? i dont know exactly how to describe it but its the uniqueness of his situation and the way it'd effect it that interests me so much

with his hyperactive metabolism and chronic thinness, it would hardly take anything for his belly to get all full of food and practically put him in a food coma and he'd like? be SO out of it from a singular meal of hearty food 😭 poor little weirdo with his sensitive tummy it's just so different from most gaining concepts it's so fun

[gaphic]

the people angry about poison will never be satisfied by any direct depiction of sexual abuse. sexual abuse, by definition, involves sexual acts, and showing sexual acts = sexualization to them. whether they admit it or not, they think this should never be shown, only discussed- if that.

angel is physically hot and he is doing sex work. yes, he looks sexy. but the camera and editing are not voyeuristic. the start of the song is a bunch of shots showing what he's literally doing, focusing on his face and showing how he feels about it, then cutting away as if to give him privacy. then it starts introducing his fantasies, his coping mechanisms. it starts showing us what he wants us to see.

by the end of the song we're fully inside angel's fantasy, with his reality played in brief flashes in the background. he's not looking at them, he's actively drawing our attention away from them. there's also this great change in body language when valentino interrupts his fantasy:

when we're looking at angel's fantasy, what he wants us to see, he's hot and confident, shoving out his chest and making sure we look. then val shows up, taking away that tiny shred of control. now centerframe shifts away from his chest and toward his collar, his scared expression and hunched shoulders. the second picture feels uncomfortable to look at, not arousing. and look at these:

idk man, is this sexy to you? do you feel like you're supposed to leer at this? i don't.

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[gentrychild]

Sometimes I like to think about the League of Villains (when they were dirt poor) discovering that Dabi is Todoroki Touya and trying to exchange him for a ransom so they can eat something else than instant noodles.

[puppetmaster55]

Endeavor receiving that phone call like “we have your son. send ten, no, fifty, no, 85 thousand yen to—”

“Shouto’s been trained for this, you don’t have him, he has you.”

“…no, your other son”

cue pause until Endeavor remembers his other son

“Natsuo? You have Natsuo?”

furious muttering and not-muttering occurs away from the phone. Endeavor is only half-listening, more concerned with figuring out who gave away his personal phone number than Natsuo’s well-being. Elsewhere, in college, Natsuo feels incandescent rage and desire to stuff itching powder in Endeavor’s left socks.

“he says he isn’t Natsuo”

“then whoever you have isn’t my son”

Endeavor hangs up the phone. Touya is pissed that he’s been downgraded to not-even-a-son status. It is unknown whether he’s aware that his family believes he died years ago

[thatgirlonstage]

Endeavor, several months later, upon Touya doing his Dramatic Reveal™: oh you had my OTHER other son

Endeavor: why didn’t you SAY

Touya, Shigaraki, Shouto, everyone on the battlefield:

[halfabouros]

Wait- what if Endeavor thinks that him ignoring the ransom is what lead Dabi down that path.

[gentrychild]

Sometimes I like to think about the League of Villains (when they were dirt poor) discovering that Dabi is Todoroki Touya and trying to exchange him for a ransom so they can eat something else than instant noodles.

[puppetmaster55]

Endeavor receiving that phone call like “we have your son. send ten, no, fifty, no, 85 thousand yen to—”

“Shouto’s been trained for this, you don’t have him, he has you.”

“…no, your other son”

cue pause until Endeavor remembers his other son

“Natsuo? You have Natsuo?”

furious muttering and not-muttering occurs away from the phone. Endeavor is only half-listening, more concerned with figuring out who gave away his personal phone number than Natsuo’s well-being. Elsewhere, in college, Natsuo feels incandescent rage and desire to stuff itching powder in Endeavor’s left socks.

“he says he isn’t Natsuo”

“then whoever you have isn’t my son”

Endeavor hangs up the phone. Touya is pissed that he’s been downgraded to not-even-a-son status. It is unknown whether he’s aware that his family believes he died years ago

[thatgirlonstage]

Endeavor, several months later, upon Touya doing his Dramatic Reveal™: oh you had my OTHER other son

Endeavor: why didn’t you SAY

Touya, Shigaraki, Shouto, everyone on the battlefield:

[gentrychild]

Sometimes I like to think about the League of Villains (when they were dirt poor) discovering that Dabi is Todoroki Touya and trying to exchange him for a ransom so they can eat something else than instant noodles.

[gentrychild]

Sometimes I like to think about the League of Villains (when they were dirt poor) discovering that Dabi is Todoroki Touya and trying to exchange him for a ransom so they can eat something else than instant noodles.

[soanywayimscreaming]

I just know that if Kuina saw Zoro get stuck in a chimney she’d never let him live it down😂

[kuroananosanji]

Zoro seeing Okiku and immediately thinking of Kuina. An elite swordswoman. Straight black hair. He only ever remembered Kuina as being taller than him, so when he saw a tall swordswoman he couldn’t help but stare.

[luvmyhusbands]

I totally see this happening… 😭🙏