Be gay do crime.

se llama bitchass

[retrogamingblog2]

[guy]

[tlirsgender]

Hozier is just like "I'm a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I'm tastefully horny" and we all collectively went "same"

[rachbtw]

[riovidalll]

killing eve 3x03

[notkatniss]

literally everyone else on the bus just trying to get to work:

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

[jakemorph]

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

[realshinjiikari]

There will never ever ever be a social media platform where I can find gold like this. I am never leaving this hellsite.

[thetenderpassion]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Put this in the history books

[yourcalamity]

whole pussy out

dirt in my mouth

sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south

bone removal

without approval

i found your name and address on the google

[hustlerose]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jus-tea]

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, I’ll keep 6 feet away.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she’s brought us down today.

[xennialrants]

Who else is feeling morbid today?

[timeloopfemme]

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

[timeloopfemme]

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

[critical-and-cringe]

Reblog to remind trans women that lots of lesbians love them and to piss off a TERF

[ash-bell-deactivated20230108]

Just to any bitch ass terfs who follow me

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

[twelveleafclover]

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again, i’ll FIGHT any terfs who even dare to breathe on my blog. all trans lesbians (women and enbies) are welcome here !! <3

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

King

[mayticks-art]

My 3 yo experienced her first harassment from a boy at preschool, and we’re all feeling tired. We’re talking to her teacher about it - we’re building her confidence to say No.  It’s time to change the way we treat casual harassment. Let’s teach our kids what isn’t appropriate to do to other people, while they are still kids!  Love you all Mayticks

[shinchido]

As an actual karate teacher, I fully endorse this message. Traditional karate means defending yourself. In any situation.

This means that you are able to define your boundaries and defend yourself from anyone crossing the line.

I “used my karate” just by standing up and yelling at a fellow teenager for stealing my food and invading my personal space.

I “used my karate” to shove back after being pushed. I was not allowed to do so, after all, I was a neat girl that should act as one.

Mind you, I never actually fought. I won battles before they started. Ensuring mutt boundaries was enough to make people back off.

But stating those boundaries.. when you are that little it’s impossible without proper guidance from loving parents.

With respect, the world could look very different.

[imfemalewarrior]

It’s very important to learn to enforce your boundaries and teach your children, especially your daughters, to enforce their boundaries and stand up for themselves. 

Certain Martial Arts styles can do this as part of the training and philosophy. 

-FemaleWarrior 

[pissvortex]

[unclefather]

you are disgusting and so so sickening 

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[atlasblinked]

your url just makes it better

[canuckianhawkbi]

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

[i-am-dulaman]

YALL OMG i was just walking on the beach at night n couldn't see a thing when i tripped over two girls lying in the sand together and after apologising profusely this happened:

Me: im sorry i interrupted your date

Girl 1: oh this isnt a date we're just friends. But thanks for not assuming though cause we actually both gay lol

Me:

Me turning to girl 2: whats your name?

Girl 2: Heather?

Me: heather sweetie i am so sorry this dumbass is too dumb to realise shes on a date with you

Girl 1: what??? What do you mean? What does HE MEAN?? Is this a date?????

Heather: i mean yeah i kinda hoped it was

[alexseanchai]

tags by OP: #they kissed #and i quietly walked away #hope those two dumbasses have a nice night

[routavirta]

Finally finished this R’lyeahan Rapier. Ia Ia lets poke something for the glory of the Ancient Ones! 

EDIT: Since I already received some inquires regarding its material, practicality and whether this sword was available for purchase I’ve added it into my etsy shop for those who might be interested in obtaining it for their collection or rituals for the glory of the Great Cthulhu!

So head out to  https://www.etsy.com/shop/FrostFerrumForge 

Grand thanks and keep up the mayhem!

-Anssi Routavirta