Mony

Currently hyperfixating on something. She/Her. 18+ I write now appartently. Check it out under #my writing icon by @ecnmatic Header by @okayish-at-art

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[batfamcreys]

[urie]

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 20

[gaynehollander]

Steal My Girl by One Direction becomes Ilya's anthem. He requests it at every bar where someone flirts with Shane in front of him, he hums it while he's cooking, he serenades a very unwilling Shane with it entirely too frequently. He didn't start doing it until after he and Shane became official and by that point the song was already three years old and he will never stop. It's not his fault. Everybody does wanna steal his girl.

[wtf-is-hockey]

Imagine you’re sitting with two of your bros and they’ve both just given you deer-in-the-headlights looks when you pointed out that it was brave of the obviously gay figure skater to come to Sochi, and the only reason they could be giving you those looks of course is because they just aren’t as up on social issues like this as you are, so because you’re a nice guy and a good ally you explain to them btw Russia is not safe for queer people to help them out so they don’t embarrass themselves in front of actual queer people some day. Then imagine a few years later one of them comes out as gay on the ice right in front of you and the world and you have to sit with the knowledge that you once straight-splained queerphobia to a gay man. You summon the courage to apologize to him for it and have a laugh over it and you walk away thinking phew that was embarrassing but at least I did what I had to do and he was cool about it and now I never have to retroactively cringe at myself about this again. Then imagine a few more years later the same thing happens with the OTHER guy 😭

[icecream-noodle]

Australia's latest Federal Anti-trans bill

On Monday Nationals MP Alison Penfold introduce this private bill to federal parliament in an attempt to reshape the Sex Discrimination Act to target trans people while claiming not to target trans people

Sex Discrimination Amendment (Sex-based Rights) Bill 2026

Helpful information Text of bill First reading: Text of the bill as introduced into the Parliament Third reading: Prepared if the

Transcript of second reading

[icecream-noodle]

Please help spread this petition far and wide for visibility The above reactionary bill was made in retaliation towards a trans woman winning a case in federal court against transphobes so now they're accellerating to hurt us all (Giggle Vs Tickle)

Hands off our protections

Hands off our Protections Our communities are facing some of the most serious attacks on our rights and protections in many years.  Right no

[cerisery]

Please sign that petition if you can, this bill is worse than it seems. Its primary purpose is to exclude trans women from women's spaces, including bathrooms, prisons, homeless shelters, and sports. It also cements transphobic, intersexist, and acephobic beliefs that are already somewhat present in Australia's law.

It is worth noting that this bill is being pushed by the National party, one of Australia's main right-wing parties. The party currently in power is the Labour party, our biggest left-wing/centrist party. The party pushing for this bill does not have the votes needed to pass it, and thus either needs to convince centrists to agree with them or are doing this to curry favour for the next election or some other goal.

When it comes to the bill itself, they are defining anything relating to one's sex in terms of the sex binary in a way which excludes intersex people in many ways. They also are changing the definition of sexual attraction, and the main change this makes is an exclusion of non-binary people in attraction. However, it is also worded so a trans woman lesbian is considered straight, and their definition also doesn't properly include asexual people. Those wording issues are already present in the original law, however.

They are also explicitly stating that it's okay to discriminate against transfems in women's spaces of any kind, including prisons, bathrooms, homeless shelters, and sports. That is the main change being pushed for.

[deadgodjess]

it is of course always annoying to find out that thing everyone was saying helps actually helps. alas.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

been going for walks in the morning when I get up again and fuck. I do feel good.

[assiraphales]

I deadass think steve rogers ending was character assassination and conservative rhetoric (send the progressive man back to the decade epitomes with traditional values for a white picket fence life) but it was also just cruel to steve and bucky. “oh ur just mad ur ship didn’t go canon” no im mad the friendship that was the most important thing in both of their lives was tossed aside and the audience was gaslit into believing it didn’t matter despite three films proving otherwise. steve dropped the shield twice for bucky and would have died rather than live in a world where bucky didn’t remember him. bucky broke thru 70 years of brainwashing at the sound of steve’s voice. their catchphrase was essentially “til death do we part”. the fuck

[rathayibacter]

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

[moths-in-a-coat]

okay i just liked this quote:

“It is, he thinks, the only proper wardrobe he has ever had and after the considerable amount of time he has spent sitting in closets literally and figuratively he cannot believe he has not yet checked this one for a door to Narnia.”

[micaelnotjackson]

I love The Starless Sea because what if wonderland wasn't inside your closet or preceded by following a magical animal, what if it was tucked away in a quiet alleyway. What if it was just around the corner of your old hometown, or in the forests you used to play in as a child. What if it said "I will wait for you" and gives you time to grow into yourself before being presented to you. What if it wasn't the stuff of dreams, but of familiar invitations, and all you need to be let inside is to open the right door

[heartinhyacinth]

“There is no banquet in this world that does not come to an end…

But I will never leave you.”

[tarfo427]

"Once, very long ago, Time fell in love with Fate."

The Starless Sea - Erin Morgenstern

[throughdarkeningskies]

one small thing I like about the starless sea is the whole thing of like. even if you fuck up and miss opportunities and don't make the right choices wonderland will wait for you. maybe the magical adventure of a lifetime comes to you later, when you aren't a child anymore, and maybe that's for the better. magic as something that spans a lifetime. adventure and wonder as something that can drop into your life anytime, anywhere

[hollanoveau]

so you’re telling me ilya “fuckboy douchebag supreme” rozanov attended a random nhl burnout’s funeral bc he heard he had overdosed (and skipped all stars!!! where his man prolly was!!!!) and proceeded to very kindly pull an openly gay player aside and ask him to come coach at his hockey camp that he’s organizing with his secret boyfriend shane hollander to teach kids how to play hockey and also be tolerant and open with themselves. okay okay okay okay okay okay yeah im normal about that im so good and normal about that im so

[suraks-sweet-tits]

After Shane takes a paycut to join the centaurs Ilya continues the joke that as his "very wealthy husband" it is his responsibility to provide for Shane now. This is completely ridiculous because thanks to his endorsements Shane still makes more money than Ilya and even his lower salary is still an obscene amount of money. Plus they share a bank account. Unfortunately, despite all of those things, the joke still flips a switch in Ilya's brain.

[suraks-sweet-tits]

@you-needajelloshot you are so right but no one can tell me otherwise that the first time he says it Shane is just like "oh because I have more of them than you?"