Radish Appreciation Blog

EARTH SUX

[scuffedupknees]

Plushies Anyone?

So I'm being evicted, yay! Basically the owner we rent from died and their next of kin is ugh, not cool. They want us out ASAP. I used to have a side business where I made cute little mystery boxes intended to bring some nostalgia to people. I had to stop doing it though because I didn't really make money but spent SO MUCH on taxes. But now I have a ton left over.

One thing I have too much of is plushies! So curious, would anyone be interested in a big box of plushies? Mystery because I simply cannot take photos of them all as I don't have much time. But a mix of animals, characters from 90s-2000s media, Webkinz, etc.

Just the price it costs to ship and gas/packaging!

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

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RIP John Green. 1977-2014

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For CritterFritterz on twt!

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paypal.me/furbyfridays

disabled couple living in a tent encampment need donation support to continue helping our community and ourselves god bless

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It must be defeated immediately

[hungwy]

Starting some kind of collection

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Playstation Holographic Security Foil sticker

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Son Yoon Ju

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comic about saying good night

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are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*

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i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

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i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

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bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[lew-basnight]

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

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[kamfandango]

various genderbends I did for fun and because I like to challenge myself with keeping the characters recognizable as I do them

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sorry guys, the plinko is blocked

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sorry guys, the plinko is blocked

[wilbertwhynneoctillion]

There’s no more really deeply beautifully spiritual people in the world anymore, and it’s really bad. So Jane is gonna investigate that shit. But before she can do that she’s gonna need a soda. A soda crafted by the hands of wagies in Angola whose parents are all missing limbs and owe shitloads of debt to the property management companies handling their rent, because society is fucked. They go to the soda mines each day and smack rock until the bubbles come out. The net catches the bubbles so they don’t just go in the atmosphere and fuck up jet engines. They then transport that net in armored car, lock and key, all that, and then they stop and pray to god, wherever he is, wherever they are, because they’re very religious. But it’s not beautiful, you see, and it’s not deep. It’s really spiritual but that’s it. 

Jane is trying to find the secret to the deeply beautiful parts of the puzzle that are missing from this puzzle. She just needs to search under the metaphorical sofa, maybe, or look around on the metaphorical floor under metaphorical tables.

Ok i’m done writing this fuck this shit dude