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[gayeilgeoir]

Sirius Black search history:

M/M AO3

Cute couple video ideas

Borderline personality disorder

Does my boyfriend hate me?

Heated Rivalry fanfiction

Therapists that I won’t scare off by being too traumatised near me

Welsh lessons

Remus Lupin search history:

How much paracetamol can I legally order?

When to go to the ER for pain

Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome

How long should I wait before reporting my boyfriend missing?

Is my boyfriend cheating on me with his best friend or are they just like that?

‘I love you’ in French

[starcroww]

To cut down on how much they smoke, Remus and Sirius start sharing one ciggerette between them instead of one each. And it's totally, 100% for their health. It's not because of the way Remus leans in and lights it while it's between Sirius lips, and absolutely not because of the way Sirius' fingers brush against Remus' when he passes it over, and certainly not because they both like the thought of their lips having touched the same thing. No, definitely not. It's for their lungs.

[whatresocialcuesagain]

Headcanon that the Black bros have awful immune systems (due to the ever expanding family wreath) so James and Moony constantly have to take care of them.

Sirius coughs once and dramatically announces that his time is up and to never let anyone touch his Bowie merch (or his hair). Remus rolls his eyes and shoves medicine in Sirius' mouth while he whines like a baby.

Regulus refuses any and all contact with the outside world and prefers to suffer in silence, only to be pestered and coddled by a frantic James who acts like the world is ending and that Reg will probably die tomorrow if he doesn't have one more pillow.

[somecluelessidiot]

Regulus: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

James: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day for Quidditch practice.

Regulus: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[ccccatttta]

dad james who has a crush on the cute boy working at the coffee shop in the mall so he makes a devilish plan to ask him out, but harry wants to take part in it (+ toddlers ARE cute so maybe the boy will be charmed by him)

and it goes like

james and harry, walking hand in hand, not looking suspicious at all

harry, seeing regulus -the cute boy- and running straight to him, arms reaching up and staring at him, smiling: up! up!

regulus: what

harry: uppies!! please!!

regulus, confused as fuck, but taking the toddler in his arms bc hes not letting a kid be alone the fuck: hey, kid, so where are your parents

james, finally emerging, picture-perfect scared parent, his jacket thrown over his shoulders bc he's a whore and wants to show his arms and impress the cute boy, he's desperate ok?: oh My God, harry i told you to stay still, you gave me a heart attack, let go of this pretty guy please

harry, playing his role too well: noooo, i wanna stay here

regulus, seeing the hot dilf vibes + cute toddler combo and going brain empty: ...

james, the tease, turning towards regulus, with his typical flirty smile: im so sorry for that pretty, i think my son just wants us to go out for drinks *wink*

it works perfectly bc regulus is blushing and harry is giggling in his arms and fuck me now i want to make a socmed au someone send help

barty who's another worker in the coffee shop is somehow livestreaming this to all their friends + sirius and dying of laughter

[starcroww]

James threw Sirius over his shoulder in celebration after a match one time when they were 15, and consequently developed a life long obsession with manhandling Sirius.

[wilde-skys]

And if it ends up with them both on the ground, James holding Sirius’ hands over his head, knee pressing between his leg then who can blame him. Sirius isn’t complaining.

[starkayezer]

Barty calls James "pretty boy" send post

[wilde-skys]

Pls tell us more about the Regulus stim toy hc

The people (one person) have spoken and asked for more!

(Idk if you wanted this as a nsfw or a sfw concept so I’m doing a bit of both)

James learned to plait (or braid for you Americans) hair from Monty, who taught him how, on Effie’s hair when she broke her arm once. Now he finds is calming, that repetitive motion, twisting strands of hair around one another to create pretty patterns. Regulus’ hair is rather short, but there’s just enough length to make tiny plaits, sometimes Dutch braids or French plaits when they’re sitting on the sofa together. Regulus doesn’t keep them in, James doesn’t tie them off, and yet the stick around, after James is done, a tiny reminder of their connection.

NSFW under the cut

When they first moved in together, before Regulus got top surgery, he’d always wander around the house in baggy hoodies, to give his body a break from binding but minimise dysphoria. But after, when he’s free and feels so much happier in his body, Regulus joins James in walking around topless, wearing just boxers and socks and nothing else. Suddenly (or once the scars have healed at last) James has full access to his boyfriend’s body, and Regulus couldn’t be happier. Now, when they sit on the sofa together, usually Regulus in James’ lap, he can run his hands over Regulus’ stomach, feeling the muscles flex under his touch, then move up, to ever so gently trace the scars. It’s not deliberately sexual. But neither of them are going to complain if Regulus gets a little turned on. James’ hands will go higher, thumbs carefully circling his boyfriend’s nipples. This slow routine of theirs has never been about sex, or a final destination, just the mutual enjoyment of slow, comforting repetitive motions.

[ourstarman]

Sirius Black who grew up without autonomy over his body. Who's parents decided how he dressed and cut his hair. Who was registered for piano lessons and ballroom dancing without any say. Who shook hands. Smiled. Moved through life never in control over himself or how he was seen.

Sirius Black who the moment he goes to Hogwarts pierces his own ears. Who cuts his hair in messy ways. Lets it grow long. Dyes it then changes it back. Who's arms are more ink then skin. Who kisses people because he can and rejoices in the scars and bruises he collects. Who spends the rest of his life desperate to prove his own control.

[noblehouseofgay]

One of the most painful things in some fics is Trans regulus finding Sirius later in life, and Sirius not recognizing him

Literally fucking gut wrenching

But I'm so obsessed with it

Like yes please stab me again

[astral-projects-stars]

its like doing a line. i know its bad for me, but the feeling??? OHH HYEAHHHH

[noblehouseofgay]

No literally like I'll be sobbing but i will sit and reread it over and over as I sob

[moonandmischief]

marylily in today would be definitely girl in red fan. Argue w the wall

[ricochetyears]

yes to remus lupin with a front teeth gap. yes to remus lupin with a roman nose. yes to remus lupin with fine lines around his eyes. yes to remus lupin with a pornstache. yes to remus lupin with grey starting too early at his temples. yes to remus lupin with crooked incisors he worries people notice when he laughs. yes to remus lupin with scars on his chin and across his cheeks. yes to remus lupin with a slightly uneven smile that shows too much gum. yes to remus lupin who never quite believes he’s handsome.

[moonandmischief]

wanna right call me by your name inspired jegulus fic, what do u guys thinks bout it?????

[wilde-skys]

You just got yourself a follower darling.

[jjxo7]

regulus sleeps curled up into a tiny little ball

barty sleeps with limbs all over the place

evan sleeps like a soldier

[wilde-skys]

James sleeps on his tummy.

Remus sleeps carefully arranged with multiple support pillows to minimise pain.

Sirius sleeps meticulously intertwined with Remus.

[wilde-skys]

Totally behind the

“promising young athlete James who has a sudden life changing injury and it turns everything upside down”

Thing.

[wilde-skys]

Idk if this has been said yet but. I can see James just using Regulus as a stim toy (reg loves it btw). James always has his hands in Regulus’ hair, or fiddling with the hem of his shirt, playing with his fingers or bracelets. Tracing his veins, walking his fingers along Regulus thighs, or doing little dances with his fingers, hopping from one freckle to another. Occasionally James just buries his face into Regulus chest and lets the safe scent of home surround him.

(Ehem there’s a nsfw version of this in my brain.)

[hotteststar]

okay so I found this and DARE I SAY ROSEKILLER????

like cmonn its just so themmmmm arghhh