dad james who has a crush on the cute boy working at the coffee shop in the mall so he makes a devilish plan to ask him out, but harry wants to take part in it (+ toddlers ARE cute so maybe the boy will be charmed by him)
james and harry, walking hand in hand, not looking suspicious at all
harry, seeing regulus -the cute boy- and running straight to him, arms reaching up and staring at him, smiling: up! up!
regulus, confused as fuck, but taking the toddler in his arms bc hes not letting a kid be alone the fuck: hey, kid, so where are your parents
james, finally emerging, picture-perfect scared parent, his jacket thrown over his shoulders bc he's a whore and wants to show his arms and impress the cute boy, he's desperate ok?: oh My God, harry i told you to stay still, you gave me a heart attack, let go of this pretty guy please
harry, playing his role too well: noooo, i wanna stay here
regulus, seeing the hot dilf vibes + cute toddler combo and going brain empty: ...
james, the tease, turning towards regulus, with his typical flirty smile: im so sorry for that pretty, i think my son just wants us to go out for drinks *wink*
it works perfectly bc regulus is blushing and harry is giggling in his arms and fuck me now i want to make a socmed au someone send help
barty who's another worker in the coffee shop is somehow livestreaming this to all their friends + sirius and dying of laughter