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@wildrandombob
need the healing embrace of tits in my face
Everyone needs that
My life atm basically
I. I need all the alignment chart memes. All. All of them. My hands are shaking. Please.
AIGHT YALL RB THIS POST WITH YOUR ALIGNMENT CHART BLANKS FOR THIS ANON
I’LL GO FIRST
Saving this for later para purposes
You people are saints
Here’s a good couple! :D
Say it louder for the people in the back
Spread this like wildfire
Boost!
Delete this!
WHO DID THIS?!?
Tag yourself
I relate to this on a spiritual level
Why doesn’t this have more notes?
This is the best thing on tumblr!
I can never not reblog this!
It’s back on my dash!
Reblogging for that last comment
It got better
@somerandomfuck Did you see this?
This is so me
ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!
I love tumblr!
I hate this fucking website
There are two types of people…
I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
Well, that escalated quickly
Everything happens so quickly
I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!
Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
tumblr in a nutshell everyone!
Are you Satan?
Did you just…?
I’m so here for this
I AM SCREAMING!!!
Don’t you dare scroll past this!!!
If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Reblog this in 20 seconds or they will be dead
Well, that escalated quickly
I am crying!!!
This is gold!
I am weak!!!
This is me af
Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?
Things are heating up on the “this is me” side of tumblr
I can’t breathe!!!
If I had to see this so do you
I feel personally attacked
I can fit this entire post in my thrussy
This is why aliens won’t talk to us
I can’t even!!!
This is why we can’t have nice things
I hate y'all so much!!! 😩😩😩😂😂😂😭😭😭
Yahoo spent $1.1 billion for this
Good morning to everyone except the person who made this post
smol cinnamon birb
I am shook!!!
This post makes me moist
Turn your location on
Things are heating up on the moist side of tumblr
What the fuck did you just fucking say? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
I’m here for a good time not a long time
Someone please explain this post to me
sorry explanation machine broke
This! 👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿
Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?
Wow…Just Wow
@like2bxcludedfromthisnarrative this is so you!
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be part of.
*sips tea*
YAAASSSSSSSSSS!
Oh worm?
Is this fucking post gonna go on forever?
For $8000 a month I will stop
For $30 per person I will heal the distress this post has caused you
Seriously, who do I have to fuck to get rid of this fucking post?
Right in front of my salad?!?
What the fuck did you just fucking say? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
Did you just…?
Things are heating up on the “Did you just…?” side of tumblr
I came out to have good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Choke me
Choke machine broke
This post cleared my skin, watered my crops, made my grades go up, paid my bills, maxed out my bank account and cured my depression. My ass is round, I have 20/20 vision, my friends and family are all happy, the sun is shining and my personality is blessed™.
Reblog this in 20 seconds to be #blessed
Reblog this in 10 seconds to max out your bank account
Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?
Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse
Mess with the Freckle, you get the heckle
Will you please stop with these stupid fucking comments?!? Don’t make me have to throw these hands!
What in tarnation?!?
Bitch, I'ma give you a fuckin’ collard green, cornbread, country ass whoopin’ hoe! Then what, huh?
Country girls make do
u know she ded
Still here bitches!
Turn your location on
I just want to talk
I’m sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now
Why not?
Oh, ‘cause she’s dead!
Did you just cut me off bitch?!?
n did u just try 2 one up me bitch?!?
Things are heating up on the bitch side of tumblr
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be part of.
Nobody was even fucking talking to you!
I’ve only seen this post in screenshots
BITCH…you’re nothing
Choose your fighter
Mood
Hey peebrain -you teleport?
Beam me up, Hal
Did you just?!?
Wait, let me get some popcorn…
This is so me!
@thisaintmethough y u always lyin’?
Turn on your location, I just want to talk
@turnonyourlocation y u always lyin’?
Bitch, I'ma give you a fuckin’ collard green, cornbread, country ass whoopin’ hoe! Then what, huh?
@ iloveshamingandmakingidlethreats y u always lyin’?
Will you please stop saying that?!?
Seriously! Plus that meme is dead anyway!!!
Same energy
This post makes me wet
Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?
Macaroni in a pot, that’s some wet-ass pussy!
What the hell does that even mean?
You’re just mad cause you don’t have a wet ass, juicy ass, fat ass, honeysuckle, moose knuckle, lip gloss, sticky icky, mac n cheese pot sounding, niagara falls, super soaker, most moist, drip drip, gorilla grip pussy
I..uh…
That’s right. Not much you can say when you got a dry ass coochie.
Wait. Don’t you hate the word moist?!?
Not when it comes to my pussy!
staff please delete this fucking hellsite
fuck all 175,000 of you now read this shit
Blessed
in my notifications
This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award
Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂
why doesnt this have more notes this is so fucking funny
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
Why not.
Das good wisdom.
Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904
this is an extremely important picture
Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg
He has a nice face
No but the history behind this picture is really interesting
The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.
It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.
But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.
I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.
Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.
always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.
Bless his soul.
what it's like to play animal crossing
This should be it's official commercial.
Death by glamour makes things much better
it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these
You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.
Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.
These make me so happy
I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one.
Those boys are perfect.
if i might add:
This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.
Sometimes things aren’t good. But this.
A masterpiece.
Why is Logan Paul on there though?
Yeah, this is big brain time
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
im not risking it
Beware of the great duckie 🤐
I’m already having writer’s block, maybe this’ll help me out lol
I HAVE SO MUCH TO FINISH
Definitely not risking it 😱
ALL HAIL THE DUCK OF CREATIVITY!!!
XD
I need the motivation
I’m in desperate need.
Love me a good ol duck
There
This is never gonna happen
Single for life then
I think i just found Solaire from Dark souls in Wow (Via)
(MaybeJustALittleGay)
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A 2500 year old mummy that had some amazing tattoos.
WHAT.
NO FUCKING WAY.
YO HOLD ON.
IT GETS BETTER.
This mummy, found in the Altai mountains of Siberia, is actually that of a young woman who died at about the age of twenty-five; she is thought to have been a member of the Pazyryk tribe.
She was buried with six horses and two similarly-tattooed men (the horned griffon that decorates her shoulder also appears on the man buried closest to her, covering most of his right side), possibly escorts. She was also wearing a horse-hair wig, silk, and elaborate boots, which is all a level of ceremony that would have likely only been accorded to a woman of high rank. You didn’t get inked like this unless you were very important, and had worked your way up to that importance.
…Hence, of course, the references to her by researchers as ‘The Ukok Princess,’ although due to the lack of weapons in her grave they have concluded that the woman was in fact a healer or a storyteller.
And now I’m all consumed with curiosity: Who was she? What amazing things did she accomplish? Why these symbols, and what did they mean? Who were the two men alongside her?
The most informative article about it can be found here, although I would completely eat up any other information you guys could find.
@blackbearmagic
Makes me think of the 5,000-year-old Persian woman they found who was 6 feet tall and had a golden prosthetic eye.
They bid too much via /r/memes https://ift.tt/32dk9Hd