This Is Not My Beautiful House

28/m, he/him. Born as a data mine for targeted marketing. Twitter: @WillCrassVrsion IG: @wpk914

[toskarin]

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

[xylophonetangerine]

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

[aggot]

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally thought me & this guy were on the same side until the last sentences i was nodding along fondly 😭

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[heedra]

we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

[theehorsepusssy]

[stephenroot]

Seeing he's going to be in another big franchise this morning.

[paxamericana]

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[give-grian-rights]

happy holiday to those who celebrate

[fizziigoth]

First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year

[greater-than-the-sword]

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[earhartsease]

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

[football-in-tuxedos]

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

[teaboot]

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

[worstgirleva]

[thefallenangelsgang]

[shinyhappygoth]

The Least Specific Movie Night Ever

The Thing

The Stuff

The Substance

The Entity

It

The Others