This Is Not My Beautiful House

28/m, he/him. Born as a data mine for targeted marketing. Twitter: @WillCrassVrsion IG: @wpk914

[xylophonetangerine]

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

[aggot]

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally thought me & this guy were on the same side until the last sentences i was nodding along fondly 😭

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[heedra]

we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

[theehorsepusssy]

[stephenroot]

Seeing he's going to be in another big franchise this morning.

[paxamericana]

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[give-grian-rights]

happy holiday to those who celebrate

[fizziigoth]

First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year

[greater-than-the-sword]

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[earhartsease]

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

[football-in-tuxedos]

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

[teaboot]

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

[worstgirleva]

[thefallenangelsgang]

[shinyhappygoth]

The Least Specific Movie Night Ever

The Thing

The Stuff

The Substance

The Entity

It

The Others

[paxamericana]

i have a dummy FB account i use for selling shit on marketplace and literally nothing else. all of the suggested posts are either gangstalking content or AI videos of people being sentenced to thousands of years in prison.