Smile For Me

My name is William and I post things :D

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[medievaljournalist]

it turns out that the sort of ambient level of insanity you need to be at in order to be an effective wizard + the highly complex self-sustaining magical reaction you need to share a skull with in order to attain immortality results in pretty much instant permanent ego death so as a result any sufficiently old and powerful sorcerer is functionally just a beetle that can shoot chain lightning

[oneheadtoanother]

Y'all aren't ready for this conversation

[eeveenora]

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Like a sack of what

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[sunnychuuya]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

I certainly do keep it on me

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[eggshellsareeat]

Notes are in complete agreement

[whoscallingwhoafraud]

[monster2001]

[beemovieerotica]

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

[octoberalllover]

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

[that-lego-frog]

banger post ngl

[gatheringbones]

[“The poverty debate could do more to recognize the powerful effects of rejection on a person’s self-confidence and stamina. Applying for an apartment or job and being turned down ten, twenty, forty times—it can wear you out. Theories about neighborhood selection or joblessness often assume low-income people are more or less “rational actors” who recognize trade-offs and make clear choices. The reality is that many are “exhausted settlers” who accept poor housing in a disadvantaged neighborhood or a dead-end or illicit job after becoming depleted and disheartened from trying and trying and failing and failing. The shame of rejection not only can pressure people to accept undesirable circumstances today; it can also discourage them from striving for something better tomorrow.”]

matthew desmond, from evicted: poverty and profit in the american city, 2016