it me

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[willupleasebequieter]

Harvey : *is vibing*

Everyone in every situation: lol harveys a virgin

[pinktapes]

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[babyanimalgifs]

OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

[anxietyproblem]

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[king-emare]

😭😭😭😭 stupid asf

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

I love reading how my video of my dogs cured people’s depression. They’re so wholesome.

[anybodyandsomebody]

Dog 1: Mesmerized, pure, wholesome

Dog 2: Absolute madman

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

I’ve watched this 5 times and each time is better than the last

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[thesaltofcarthage]

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

[feministism]

[goblinposting]

*sits in the void*

[love]

By Horacio Quiroz

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the world is 4.5 billion years old, let’s scale that to 45 years, humans have been on it for 4 hours and have destroyed 50% of the world’s trees in 1 minute. That’s crazy.

[cperdomosource]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[setheverman]

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

[deplcythebattery]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 1351. You’re driving your ship home from work, wifey calls and sends you to the local store to get some rags as diapers for the baby. You grab a bouquet of flowers for her too. Life’s good. You both die from the plague

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2020. You’re driving home in your tractor after voting for Trump, the man of your people. Your sister calls and asks you to get some diapers for the baby you bought from the Walmart parking lot last week. You steal roses for her on your way out. Life’s good

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2068. You’re staring at the most beautiful stranger. She explains to you that she’s your wife. You have dimentia. You smile and take her hand as your grandchildren jump around the room. You’ve lived a good life. Suddenly you’re staring at the most beautiful stranger

[thebootydiaries]

Anyway I’m back on my bullshit

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2019. Your fiancé just got you roses in your big house with 3 cars and 5 dogs. You did all this to tweet it with “We’re only 19, what are you doing with your life?” You got 5 retweets. He’s been buying roses instead of food for weeks. You can’t cook. You haven’t eaten in 3 days

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2018. You’re scrolling through Tumblr and you see a post by none other than thebootydiaries. “Goals”, you think to yourself. Yes, this was it. What you’ve been waiting for. Your entire life has led up to this. Your fingers shake as you type your comment. “Goals.” You hit reblog as you’re trembling, the chair squeaking ever so slightly. “I can’t wait to forget diapers, and have dementia.” You sigh. “And buy a house, dogs, and cars. And…and…” goosebumps race through your entire body. “And get the plague.”

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]