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Sometimes when I really hate the way I look, I go online and look up prices of plastic surgery. That gives me perspective on okay I don't hate it that much, I'm just gonna go give myself a haircut.

materassassino

But also do you really want to look like someone who had plastic surgery?

homunculus-argument

Well it's a choice between that and looking like my mom.

danideer-skull

I got lucky and ended up looking more like my dad.

homunculus-argument

I'd still be considering plastic surgery if I looked like my dad.

windsylphide

I don't know if this could help, but have you considered that some of the features you hate about yourself are loved by those you care about?

homunculus-argument

Onko transsukupuolisuus luettavissa kuvataiteilijan ammattitauteihin?

Kyllä lasketaan

Ei lasketa

Se on ennemminkin tapaturma

Se on ennemminkin liikennevahinko

Se on ennemminkin rikoksesta aiheutunut vahinko

Voting ended onMay 15

theriverrivererrivererest

I don’t speak Finnish(? I think it’s Finnish) but I translated it, and yall are criminal for this

homunculus-argument

You can't just say that without giving us the translation. I want to know what it thinks I said.

fyon-luna-13

isn't this your post?

homunculus-argument

You'd be surprised with how rarely machine translations get anywhere with finnish. Just because I know what it says doesn't mean I'd have the slightest clue about what a machine/non-finn thinks it said.

fyon-luna-13

ah my mistake, I thought you also spoke finnish cause you made the poll. thus I assumed you could already translate it yourself and was confused

homunculus-argument

It's okay, people get confused by the way I word things all the time. If I knew how to express myself more clearly, I would.

I do speak finnish as a first language, and it's how I know that machine translations of finnish are never accurate. So if someone used a machine translation to translate the finnish text to english, there is no guarantee that the translation is anything like the original text, and therefore I cannot tell what the translation says before seeing the translation.

windsylphide

It says "Can transgenderism be considered an occupational disease for visual artists?"

Same thing in French. I haven't tried other languages.

sapphireh3arts

did you know literally *everyone* is raised racist. like by society at minumum, if not specifically by their parents. if you aren't constantly questioning the prejucides around and inside of YOU, yes even you, then you aren't taking enough action in your daily life to be a traitor to the state of white supremacy.

windsylphide

Same can be said for misogynie, patriarchal society and all

stealingpotatoes

Tucker, the cat behind Lady Normalgirl’s noble eunuch, passed away on Tuesday morning.

From about the time I could talk, I dreamed of having a pet cat — and when I was ten, that dream finally came true. But in all my tiny child dreaming, I don’t think I could have imagined a cat better than Tucker. He’s been my constant companion for the last thirteen years, through all the best and worst bits of my life and as much as I know it’s good he’s no longer in pain, it seems very wrong that I have to do this next worst bit without him.

I’m thankful that we were able to spend so long together (even if it doesn’t feel quite long enough) and I’m so very grateful that over the last year and a bit I was able to share him with all of you. Knowing that he will be remembered so far and wide means more than I can really express. He definitely knew how insanely much I loved him (and I know how much he loved me back), but I’d like to think he knew how much so many of you loved him and how much joy his noble likeness’s comics brought so many people. While I know I will never stop missing him and that my sadness might never truly go away, it will always be a comfort to know my little cat has left behind such a grand legacy of love and happiness.

windsylphide

So very sorry. We just lost our 14 years old dog this friday. My room feels suddenly much more lonely. It feels weird to not have her sleeping next to me. Even what used to be annoying feels missing now. I find myself expecting to see her or taking her in consideration only to remind myself that I never will again.

I hope your pain doesn't linger for too long and that you find ways to soothe your grief. Don't forget to reach out to people who are physically around you. I find that few things beat a good hug, when you need comfort.

My condolences.

homunculus-argument

Character concept: A vampire who disguises as human by being that mf who is always cold. No longer affected by temperature, they'd have no problem wearing booty shorts and nothing else in the middle of the winter, but instead using this power to wear improbably thick layers of sweaters and wool cardigans in the summer and double that in the winter, always carrying a cup of tea or coffee to warm their hands just in case they need to shake hands or something and need their hands to only be cold-human-hands -cold instead of What The Fuck That's Icy kind of cold.

Recreationally fighting upper management about not being allowed to wear a winter jacket inside in the office and getting nagged at by sweet middle-aged office ladies about how the reason why they're always so cold and pale and everything is becuase they've never seen this mf eat anything. Nobody notices that they've never seen them actually drink their hot beverages, either.

It doesn't occur to anyone to suspect that not only is this mf completely invulnerable to ice and snow and any heat short of being set on fire, in their free time they're perfectly capable of grabbing a grown man by the ankle and beating a motherfucker with another motherfucker.

windsylphide

@barbwritesstuff

mawofthemagnetar

Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.

“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?

“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?

“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.

Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.

Isn’t it wonderful?

coupangeats

I love the transformers fandom because someone will post something like 'omg i love spingtron he's everything to me!' and you'll go to the tfwiki to find that spingtron was a character who was in 2 panels of a single marvel comic that was only sold in Scotland on rainy days in December 1989

jaymilepland

Not one of those but Takara Microchange Scopeman (I call him Sightsee) who was obviously never a transformers character

windsylphide

Ah, but there is a transformer inspired by Scope Man!

Who appears in like, 5 panels at most? Pretty much in the spirit of the original post.

#transformers

what-even-is-thiss

Would you still find vampires sexy if they smelled like a dead body

windsylphide

@barbwritesstuff

what-even-is-thiss

So are vampires cannibals? I vote yes. I vote that our attempts to draw hard lines in the sand between humans and vampires is a futile attempt to hide the fact that we’re trying to make cannibalistic corpses sexy these days.

what-even-is-thiss

People trying to make vampirism a hereditary condition are cowards that don’t wanna face the music. That thing is a corpse being puppeted around by either a demon or its previous occupant’s soul living through the horror of possessing its own cannibalistic corpse or both.

Anyways whenever I’ve been unfortunate enough to taste blood I always thought it tasted like iron. Do you guys think that vampires like licking iron

petrifiedlark

@godsstrongestshithead what's your opinion on this

windsylphide

@barbwritesstuff

secondlina

Is this a test?

byjove

it’s crazy how eugenicist freaks on the right will be like “don’t reproduce. people like you shouldn’t reproduce.” even on posts about how you don’t want to reproduce. are you trying to get me to have a kid out of spite so your meathead son will have someone to stuff into a locker? also, the components of my identity they’re trying to outbreed (leftist views, homosexuality, gender nonconformity, mental illness, etc.) are things that will continue to occur randomly in the population without my genes. they might have a disabled transgender gay communist kid anyway.

byjove

sometiktoksarevalid

evilwizard

🪱

🐌

🐛

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

evilwizard

Looks like snail is winning! Unfortunately, snail has also been assassinated. [citation needed]

On the upside, worm has taken a lover! Everyone meet Michael, worm’s new husband and running mate :)

Caterpillar has also announced a running mate: spider, whose qualifications are unknown.

Updated Ballot

🪱🧍🏼‍♂️

🐛🕷️

🦗🦗🦗 swarm of locusts (write-in candidate)

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

evilwizard

Okay, since everyone and their mom’s requested it—I would be willing to resurrect the snail, but it would require a sacrifice. A life for a life.

Midterm Election: Kill Michael to Save Snail?

Kill him 🔪🧍🏼‍♂️

Spare him 🐌👼

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

evilwizard

Well, you’re all sick freaks, but okay.

The Final, Final Ballot. For Real.

🪱 ⚰️ (in mourning)

🐛 🕷️ 🪰🪰🪰 (he’s already selecting cabinet members?)

🐌🧠 <- ignore that. he needed a snack

🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale" and then it's the heartwarming story of endangered species brought back from the brink of extinction and reintroduced into the wild, where they succeed in build a flourishing ecosystem

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i want to rewatch the entire franchise with no dialogue just david attenborough narration. "animals successfully escape from the zoo to live their dream lives in the wildness" that's a pixar movie plot. it's the sequel to Land Before Time. to me. "but there's a monster island hostile to human life" that's awesome we should build more. let's transport them to nyc i want them to take over manhattan. let's fill central park with velociraptors

windsylphide

You can't just reintroduce any extinct to any environment in whatever way possible. I remember watching some of those movies and thinking about the wreck they would make of the ecosystem. Especially the ones with aquatic species...