[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[semitaconcafe]

[probuccalfat]

idk why google is acting like nobody’s ever asked this before

[senatortedcruz]

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[ewaneneollav]

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

[dogpuppy]

[good-to-drive]

Whenever I see a really off-the-wall take about the beatles I remember this adorable post from an older fan about how they used to play "Beatles" at recess but they were too young to really know who the beatles were so they just played house with British accents and I assume that's what a lot of people on this website are doing as well

[markadoo]

too young to really know who the beatles were

NO ONE is too young to know who the beatles were. its important to tell your children about the beatles as soon as they can understand language. My father told me when i turned two that the beatles were four men who sang and played music. over the years he added more details like girls loved the beatles and how some of them died. there is no excuse.

[good-to-drive]

[skopostheorie]

I really do like this tweet

[mens-rights-activia]

[questcult]

one of my favorite memes, it's so sex positive and full of camaraderie and understanding.

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[ostolero]

these guys ruled the world at the start of the 21st century

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[rabidwolf2point0]

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot