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Dev, 22, she/her What are men to rocks and mountains? ☼

[lawrenceleemagnuson]

N. C. Wyeth (1882-1945) Crows in Winter (1940-1941) pencil on paper 37.7 x 59.3 cm Brandywine River Museum

[oshaviolator]

No one warns you about how addictive it is to do fuck all.

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[sandersstudies]

Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

[jungwildeandfree]

me: so this is "boston", it's one of the larger cities around here. the uhh aqueducts are, really something. a lot of our famous politicians are from here

roman centurion from 35BC, unsheathing his sword nervously: and where are these celts the people speak of

[iwan-out]

[forthegothicheroine]

I’m not a classicist, but I suspect one of the reasons so many of the Greek gods are portrayed so unflatteringly was less because they were seen as villains than because they represented their domains.  Of course Zeus sometimes misuses his power, that’s what a king does.  Of course Artemis’s wrath is wild and painful, that’s what nature can be.  Of course Hades snatched away a young girl from her mother’s arms, that’s what death does.  This is one of the reasons callout posts for some gods comparing them negatively to ‘nicer’ gods are kind of missing the point.

[itseghost]

the captured! quest was so funny that i actually drew multiple things at once

[esiarysia]

[j-tee]

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

[jester-de-punyalada]

Me and the lads when were scheming, conspiring even

[ngalitzine]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1.06

[shamebats]

[heated-blanket]

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

[bayrut]

wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

[orpheuslament]

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

[elodieunderglass]