Whyyyyy

ughhhhhh

[portiaadams]

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

[wiseuper]

Thanks to everybody who just randomly accepted me celebrating the assassination of Julius Caesar.

[atomic58-blog]

[white-cishet-snail]

Our blessed tumblr

[greatnorthernofficial]

A holy site

[toastyboobs]

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

[wiseuper]

How is it that I learn about Ned’s affair on Tumblr of all things?

I log into tumblr and the first thing I see is a post with tweet photos saying that Ned cheated on Ariel and I’m like, oh, is this a joke post or something, but no! Turns out it’s not and he did actually cheat. What is happening. How am I finding out about this on tumblr of all things?

Somehow this is more shocking than Steven leaving DanPlan. And that was pretty shocking. And a lot more heartbreaking.

[wiseuper]

Yunmeng Quartet

“We’re the Yunmeng Quartet and we’re about to rock your world!”

“I’m from Yunping.” Jin Guangyao said.

“YUNMENG! YUNMENG! YUNMENG!” Wei Wuxian started to chant as Jiang Yanli clapped for him in the background.

“I-I’m from… Yunping…” Jin Guangyao tried to interject.

If anything, it only made Wei Wuxian chant harder. “YUNMENG! YUNMENG! YUNMENG!!”

“You do know that Yunping is inside the Yunmeng region?” Jiang Cheng asked.

“Yes, but I want nothing to do with this half messed concoction coming from Wei Wuxian.”

“I don’t blame you.” Jiang Cheng reluctantly admitted. “I’m only here because A-Jie forced me to.”

The said sister was now chanting along with Wei Wuxian and clapping even harder. She was also the one that got Wei Wuxian to start making the ruckus. All in an attempt to bring Jin Guangyao into the fold. How conniving of her.

“Has anybody told you that your sister is kind of… crazy?”

“No, but those people are either blind or crazy themselves. Congratulations on being the only sane person I’ve found.” Jiang Cheng said dryly.

Jin Guangyao stared at the duo who were starting to get louder. Jiang Yanli has now started to beat two sticks together while she chanted with Wei Wuxian. 

How has watching two people make terrible music become his life?

“Poor you.”

“Poor us.”

“I’ll toast that.”

Jin Guangyao raised his cup and clinked it to Jiang Cheng’s cup.

[jasontoddsguns]

Quick someone draw this with one of the robins!

[wiseuper]

that’s so freaking cute

[wiseuper]

Detective Conan x Katekyo Hitman Reborn Crossover

I can’t be the only one who finds Gin and Squalo similar. I can’t be. Has no one thought of making a crossover about this?!?

Gin looks like an older version of Squalo! There should be a fanfic out there that explores this! Maybe one where most of the Varia are dead so Squalo finds employment elsewhere (the BO) and gets his new name (Gin).

This Gin is going to be much more open minded to the possibility of de-aging(thanks to flames and arcabonelo) and some people from his past life is definitely going to visit him much to the confusion and horror of everybody else surrounding him.

Skull is definitely going to be one of those people and wouldn’t it be fun to see Conan meet a child Skull who is being way too familiar with the evil BO member. Let’s just say everybody is worried. (Especially since nobody’s thought that Skull was de-aged thanks to his immature nature).

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[wiseuper]

ChaoticNeutral!TMR

You know, ever since I’ve read this fanfic about a chaotic Tom Riddle who couldn’t become a politician because of the blood laws passed, I started to wonder how the Harry Potter World would act with a chaotic neutral Riddle who could care less about immortality and power and cares more about causing chaos.

I imagine him to be the type of person who’d explore the world to find interesting places and maybe go on treasure hunts and find lost cities like Atlantis and never bother to tell anybody about it because he’s that type of bastard. He’d also be the type who’d cause anarchy and maybe overthrow the government - not because he wants power - but he wants to cause chaos, cause confusion, and maybe piss of a few entitled jerks.

I think he’d become a lawyer just to find loopholes in the law. I don’t think lawyer is a profession in the wizard in world (it was never mentioned or shown) so I think he’d become the pioneer. He’d probably defend all the undesirable people who would otherwise be thrown in Azkaban or something (i.e. werewolves, vampires, squibs). He’d have this motto “if I don’t win your case, you don’t pay” or something like that. (I think that’s already a motto right?) and the whole reason he’d be doing it is to undermine authority and have fun as the lower classes eventually have an uprising (whether it be peaceful or violent) through his (indirect) help.

basically, he’s that type of charismatic bastard that could start a revolution without meaning to.

[wiseuper]

PIDW Peak Lords meet the SVSSS Peak Lords

OG!Peak Lords: Wow, SQQ is so… nice!

OG!SQH: FORGET ABOUT HIM! LOOK AT MY COUNTERPART!!!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!!!?????

Peak Lords (except for SY): *looks surprised at a very angry, ‘doesn’t give a shit’ SQH*

SQH: *wants to die on the spot*

OG!SQH: WELL!? WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM!!!???

YQY: Nothing’s wrong with-

OG!SQH: Shut up! I don’t want an answer from a wimpy, hypocritical loser.

Peak Lords (including SY this time): *gapes at the audacity of OG!SQH*

OG!SQH: *curses everybody out once and then another time for good measure before dragging SQH off… for courage training…*

SQH: somebody save me!!!

Peak Lords: *look at OG!Peak Lords* aren’t you going to do something about that?

OG!LQG: *shrugs* Well, OG!SQH isn’t wrong. A weak, coward version of him is much more startling than a nice-ish version of SQQ.

[wiseuper]

What happens every time somebody goes into JGY’s study.

JC: What is taking you so long!?

JGY: I’m trying to find something! *Tries to look for a box*

JC: Can’t you do that later!?

JGY: No! I’m trying to find a box big enough to hide NMJ’s head!

JC: *unimpressed* And you can’t you do that latter?

JGY: Of course not. Do you want JL to be scarred for life?

JC: Why do you do this every single TIME?!

JGY: Because I don’t want to keep NMJ’s head covered all the time. It feels weird. *JGY ignores how weird it was for him to keep NMJ’s head in his study in the first place*

*JC makes strangling motions with his hands to convey just how unimpressed he was. JL shuffles nervously at his side, not paying attention to JGY. He was too used to the weird stuff JGY says on the daily.*

JC: Are you done with your whatever thing yet!?

JGY: Not yet, still looking for something to hide NMJ’s… Ah! *pulls out box from under a chair and covers NMJ’s head* I’m done.

*JC barges into the study, dragging JL*

JC: This boy - *JC aggressively points at JL who tries to shy away* - has been causing trouble in Lanling.