Ask the crew

'Hello, I've made the mistake of introducing my family to the web...' -Lucy

[wishwaycrew]

Everyone Is Here™

(I have some profiles I typed up a few years ago here and forgot about. As a result some details might be outdated, oops.)

-Lucian Aldergrad

-Marianne

-Khal

-Gir

-Alarune

-Jeff/Cosmo

-Gil

-Garrett

-Simon

-Sage

-Kid

(Oh and open for asks yeah)

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[columbarius]

From observation, another one would seem to be ‘if you have to get off your horse to do it, let someone else take care of it’

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[astronomical-bagel]

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

[astronomical-bagel]

Forth base is dying in front of you

[astronomical-bagel]

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

[astronomical-bagel]

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.

[astronomical-bagel]

I’m going to be honest. First base is ideological disagreement and second base is when I threaten to kill you for the first time

[hypokeimena]

image description: screenshot of tags reading #are first and second base still the same? /end description

[perfectreactionpictures]

[sequids-remade]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[boopsloop656]

[sapient-simian]

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

[fazedlight-deactivated20251111]

The Dark Site Finder map lets you get a good sense of where near you might be good for stargazing.

[theunvanquishedzims]

[hbmmaster]

Have you read or heard of worm

like the animal

[hbmmaster]

yeah I've heard of worm they're outside

[buny-facts]

bunny can fly

[bunniesinformermagazine]

Kkeep goinjg litle bunny.....

[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[diacetylmorphine-android-deacti]

slut

[transmechanicus]

loyal knight

[anexperimentallife]

[gardenergremlin]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[unidyke]

i think about you all the time Natural Bottom

[dogpuppy]

[siphoneuphore]

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.