we're not kids anymore.
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Peter Solarz
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Xuebing Du
will byers stan first human second
Kiana Khansmith
cherry valley forever
Kaledo Art
One Nice Bug Per Day
todays bird
almost home
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@witchgloves
I was in a jolly ho-ho-ho mood sooo here are my goofy ahh Christmas & New Year costumes sketches
so we have:
scarecrow as krampus (with a beak because I felt like it) and as an austrian schnabelperchten (he WILL use those scissors)
mr freeze as santa (classic) (although Ded Moroz suits him more lol)
harley being a good gworl
hatter is mischievous santa's elf
riddler gets kidnapped (merry christmas bro)
riddler is a goofy ahh christmas tree
ivy is a normal christmas tree
@callmebliss
someone in the notes saying she could sell this on Etsy for $500+, which, I fucking hope not, that’ll work out to paying her like a dollar an hour for her labor and fuck-all for materials
That much crochet, plus the sewing, is hundreds of hours of labor, plus the cost of so many different colors of floss do add up.
That coat is easily $5000 worth of labor and materials, before even talking about what a reasonable profit margin for the crafter would be if you were to commission something like that.
"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am
SHE FELL
How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
you can’t fucking do this to me
Achievement Unlocked:
A Noble Sacrifice
Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.
hello Greer! I’m sorry I don’t have any rabbit photos, but may I offer you some obnoxiously giant newborn kittens instead?
this is semiferal mom Dryer Lint and her four kittens that are so godawfully enormous that I thought she had at least eight kittens in there before she gave birth (like at 3.5 days old everyone’s weights were firmly in the “1-2 weeks old” range). my partner & I are still working on names for the babies but for right now they are collectively The Dust Bunnies.
I’m so, so sorry about Chiefcake. she was such a special monster and it’s clear how much you loved her. ❤️
the dust bunnies!!!!!!!
"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"
"Wooo!"
*gentle woodwind music*
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
Scooping him
honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14
I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!
Mcfucking EXCUSE ME
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they don’t tell you this but you can take steps to improve your life all the time. even when you’re feeling absolutely miserable. even when it doesn’t pay off immediately. do you guys know about this
This guy has to be drowning in it
The greatest mark of proficiency is the capacity for successfully doing the most dumbass shit like this
you gotta include this photo
ağlıycam
This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.
CAT CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
new main character has entered the gfcu (ghost files cinematic universe)
NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers
You guys are actually part of the reason why men think being feminine is terrible, weak, and bad. You guys just want men to act like 50s housewives with a woke leftist touch.
thinks about making men into 50s housewives and gets so horny i fall over and hit my head and bleed out on the pavement
