Welcome

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[teamwaffle-o]

[thedman0310]

[ghost--bot]

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[hollow-head]

i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.

The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks

[teaboot]

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[pixelartpeach]

"Average canyon is full of arachnids" factoid actually just a statistical anomaly. Average canyon has a normal amount of arachnids. Spider Gorge-

[turtleduck-inc]

tumblr has like 5 jokes that just get recycled.

it’s very efficient that way.

[lynnnshooty]

average tumblr user only knows five jokes factoid actually just statistical error. Spiders Georg-

[ryan-sometimes]

I don't know what's in the air in Brazil that makes Brazilian people genuinely batshit. We're just built different

[ryan-sometimes]

I don't know how to explain to gringos the concept of gambiarra without making it sound like the entire country of Brazil is set to creative mode

[dukedark-ness]

Please try anyways, bestie ❤

[ryan-sometimes]

So gambiarra is the art of finding solutions with what you have. The art of improv. Not always the best solution, but the solution you're capable of. I'll get some examples

[ryan-sometimes]

These are some amazing Brazilian gambiarras

Are these the best solutions? Probably not. But the important part is that the problem is solved

[thetitancurse]

more examples because i fucking love this concept

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I have no words.

[naamahdarling]

I knew comments wouldn't let me down.

[papercook1e]

Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

[lesbinewren]

[anyroads]

Happy International Women’s Day to this twitter account and only this twitter account

[vero-niche]

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

[vero-niche]

none of us are making those appointments huh

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[ahkmenrah]

this is still such a good post

[funny-tik-toks]

[hollowboobtheory]

tumblrinas need to see this

[hellbabyfromhell]

just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential

[screenshotsofdespair]

[iamthecutestofborg]

That's the plot of Wicked