professional space cadet

Im Megan, I love my wife @someonekill-thedj & i believe in bigfoot 20/infj/she/bi

[flythesail]

[kriestewart]

kristen stewart on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

[danceinthedarkbyladygaga]

twilight but edward cullen is played by glenn howerton

[oliviagotdoxxed]

Do you ever consider the ethical implications of making something like this before u hit that post button

[deadeanna-deactivated20221027]

@miniwrecks i hate u for making me do this

[hustlerose]

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion) 

[hustlerose]

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)

[hustlerose]

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)

[hustlerose]

(gi

[thermodynamiclawyer]

why did you stop?

[hustlerose]

arrested for malpractice

[morelike-bi-light]

carlisle…..

[crow--teeth]

October is the month of being horny for vampires on main

[awsugar]

bold of you to assume i’m not horny for vampires on main year round

[slavicupid]

*slaps my neck* come get yall juice

[twilightrenaissance]

TWILIGHT // catherine hardwicke

[twilightisbilife]

who else became gay when she woke up and and looked like dis

[rodrickheffeley]

robert pattinson could do spider-man but tom holland couldn’t do twilight

[denalis]

this is jackson returning to set after going to a HOSPITAL after kellan accidentally punched him.

[twihard4lyfe]

edward cullen ditches his family to pursue his dreams of becoming a punk soundcloud rapper (circa 2038)

[morelike-bi-light]

Hey guys! Thanks for being patient - I know I haven’t been creating a lot of content recently, and it’s just because my vampire boyfriend recently impregnated me on our honeymoon 😱 and our parasitic child is sucking the strength out of my fingers as I type! 🤪 Lmao hope to be back w content once he sees reason and gifts me my immortal form! 🤞🏻 Love and peace ✌🏻💋💙

[morelike-bi-light]

Ahahaha, thanks so much for asking! Well, I’m really fond of Mckeighlyleigh and other super unique names, but seeing as she’s the product of a series of extremely unlikely and convenient coincidences following our unholy monster-mortal matrimony 🧛🏻‍♂️👰🏽 I’m think her name should be an unholy abomination combination of mortal and monster things as well! You know? The obvious conclusion was to call her Raynyysmaigh, after my human mother whom I’m abandoning to think I’m dead and his vampire mother surrogate who does not speak ever for some reason, just smiles supportively. 😍😍😍 My little immortal princess of darkness! Thanks for the reply! 👌🏻👄🖤

[bisexualtwilight]

[youfitinmypoem]

also if alice was your favorite twilight character you’re gay now

[breakingisabella]

[robsource]

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[astromechs]

took the words right out of my mouth

[frogmp3]

edward is an anxiety/adhd icon for just walking away immediately when faced with a conversation he doesn’t have a pre-determined script for

[rose-lily-hale]

“Awnd so the wion feww in wove with the wamb…”

— edwawd cuwwen

[bellasredchevy]

[twilightrenaissance]

[pain--ismy--pleasure-deactivate]

Pretty Please 🥺

[theweirdwideweb]